What are the most random and absurd thoughts you’ve ever had?

[makaveli10]

I wish I knew 🙃

Mimi nimekuota, na nimekupigia TONYE.. kichupa nimekitupia chooni

 

[makaveli10]

Kutuongelesha VIINGEREDHA na haukutulipia ada huu ni utani wa ngumi kabisaaa

 

[Binti wa zamani]

I would never swap with a woman🤣🤣

Why not 😂

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Mimi nimekuota, na nimekupigia TONYE.. kichupa nimekitupia chooni

Bora hata kumekucha, maana hizo ndoto unaweza kuamka ulipolala pameloa chapa chapa 😆😂

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Kutuongelesha VIINGEREDHA na haukutulipia ada huu ni utani wa ngumi kabisaaa

Speak English Maka, mkaka mzuri kama wewe lugha nyepesi hii haiwezi kukushinda 😂

 

[ERoni]

Why not 😂

Periods, pregnancies, nursing...its too.much to bear🤣🤣🤣

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Periods, pregnancies, nursing...its too.much to bear🤣🤣🤣

You claim, men are the strongest, so why not?

 

[ERoni]

You claim, men are the strongest, so why not?

A man's strength is not weighed looking at those criteria. We were told that the land is cursed and therefore we shall eat through labor and sweats. That's where our strength lie.

 

[makaveli10]

Bora hata kumekucha, maana hizo ndoto unaweza kuamka ulipolala pameloa chapa chapa 😆😂

Uzuri nishakuonja kwa ndoto, mengine poa tu.
😄🤣

 

[makaveli10]

Speak English Maka, mkaka mzuri kama wewe lugha nyepesi hii haiwezi kukushinda 😂

I can speak and i rarely speak, to me French, Arabic and Spanish are my favorites.

Nipo na rasi simba hapa.. usijibu kw kiingereza tafadhali, atakuwa kaondoka,
English ni lugha ya kupatia pesa na kupigiana MITI ndio inanoga huko,
Ukisikia "*** my pussy"
Unakuwa dunia nyingine 😄🤣😂

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Uzuri nishakuonja kwa ndoto, mengine poa tu.
😄🤣

Aaaanha yani umepata 1% ya 100 na unajivunia 😂
Unaniangusha buana!

 

[makaveli10]

Aaaanha yani umepata 1% ya 100 na unajivunia 😂
Unaniangusha buana!

99% pata wewe...

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Ukisikia "JamiiForums' Community Engagement Guidelines | Mwongozo wa Ushiriki kwenye Mijadala my pussy"
Unakuwa dunia nyingine 😄🤣😂

JF wameondoa reply yako, hebu andika tena 😂

 

[makaveli10]

JF wameondoa reply yako, hebu andika tena 😂

Ndio maana sipendi kuongea kiingereza, umeona sasa 😄🤣

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Ndio maana sipendi kuongea kiingereza, umeona sasa 😄🤣

Haya sema kiswahili 😅 😂

 

[Binti wa zamani]

99% pata wewe...

Siwezi kupata ndotoni 😎

 

[makaveli10]

Haya sema kiswahili 😅 😂

Huko ndio kabisaaa, bora kiarabu ama kihispanyola 😄🤣

 

[makaveli10]

Siwezi kupata ndotoni 😎

Ewaa, sasa ndio ukuje rasmi ufaidi KIPANDE CHA NYAMA laivu bila chenga.
Ndio 99% yenyewe hiyo 😄🤣

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Huko ndio kabisaaa, bora kiarabu ama kihispanyola 😄🤣

Usinichoshe, haya sema kispanyola 😆

 

[dosho12]

I think distance is the only reason we use words in communication, other than that its useless, because words can show true meaning of the message, we have to look for body language and facial expression, also sign language is enough to send a message.