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eacher:- what's
wrong?
Akpos :- our house is
very small. Me, my
mum,my dad, we sleep
on the same bed.
Every night my dad
asks, 'Akpos r u
sleeping?'
Then I say No & then he
slaps my face &
gives
me a Black eye"
Teacher:- 2nite when ur
dad asks again,
keep
dead quiet & don't
answer.
The following morning
Akpos comes back
with a severe black eye
again.
Teacher:- My goodness
why the black eye
again?
Akpos:- Dad asked me
again, Akpos are u
sleeping? & I shut up&
kept dead
still.Then
my
dad & my mom started
moving, u know,
at
the same time Mum
was breathing
erratically,
kicking her legs up
frantically &
squealing
like
a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked
my
mum, R u coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm
coming, r u coming
too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go
anywhere without
me
so I said, wait for me,
I'm also coming .....
 
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Hahahahahhah ebos wamuache peke yake....lol
 
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Asante shansarie! Nimecheka sana. Hawa watoto wetu hawa bwana!
 
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me too Iam coming
 
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hahahhahaa! So funny
 

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