Wazo la leo

[zumbemkuu]

''..usiangalie mwendo wangu, angalia kiatu nilichovaa...''

 

[zumbemkuu]

''ukimpiga chura teke umemuongezea hatua..''

 

[Shine]

Ukitaka kujua mwendo kasi wa kinyonga choma msitu

 

[TANMO]

Ukitaka kujua umuhimu wa mat.ako kalia kichwa...

Source: unknown

 

[Preta]

chura anapenda maji....lakini si ya moto.....

 

[Tresor Mandala]

ukiona anachungulia ujue haoni vizuri

 

[KOKUTONA]

Mwanamke sura, shape hata za kichina zipo.

 

[Preta]

ukiona anachungulia ujue haoni vizuri

nani....akichungulia wapi....?

 

[Tresor Mandala]

nani....akichungulia wapi....?

mtu akiwa anachungulia dirishani..wewe umeelewaje kwani....?

 

[Judgement]

Umeomba lifti, kisha mimacho umeikodoa kwenye geji ya mafuta ! Inakuhusu nini ?

 

[vunjajungu]

Kufungua akaunti sio ishu,ishu kuweka hela.

 

[nyabhingi]

chezea mshahara usichezee kazi
mzazi hakanyiki
mpira sio mat*ko kusema lazima kila mtu awe nayo

 

[Judgement]

Hodi ya Chooni, haiitikiwi karibu !

 

[Judgement]

Ukiambiwa Baba naniii ! Debe la unga linaisha leo, na Mchele tulimalizia jana! Usiulize gunia la Mkaa ! (automatic umeisha, kama upo basi upo I.C.U)

 

[Rosweeter]

Siyo kila mwenye koti jeupe ni daktari wengine wauza nyama

 

[jchofachogenda]

Kama unadhani elimu ni ghali jaribu ujinga.

 

[Cantalisia]

kingereza kingi bila kuwa na pesa ni makelele.

 

[Judgement]

Siyo kila mwenye koti jeupe ni daktari wengine wauza nyama

I love this !

 

[Daffi Jr]

Siyo kila mwenye koti jeupe ni daktari wengine wauza nyama

Seconded

 

[data]

..ukisikia "mmghh.. mmghh..". Jua mtu anapiga "Tigo"