Watafuta kuthaminiwa (Attention seekers)

Watafuta kuthaminiwa (Attention seekers)

Nyani Ngslabu na Charmilton wamenogesha huu uzi!! Hakika mmeuteka huu uzi!! Attention yangu yote sasa ipo kwenu!! Kama ndio mlikuwa mnai- seek basi imefanikiwa kwa asilimia mia!![emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
 
KAHUSE said:
Nyani Ngslabu na Charmilton wamenogesha huu uzi!! Hakika mmeuteka huu uzi!! Attention yangu yote sasa ipo kwenu!! Kama ndio mlikuwa mnai- seek basi imefanikiwa kwa asilimia mia!![emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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KAHUSE said:
Nyani Ngslabu na Charmilton wamenogesha huu uzi!! Hakika mmeuteka huu uzi!! Attention yangu yote sasa ipo kwenu!! Kama ndio mlikuwa mnai- seek basi imefanikiwa kwa asilimia mia!![emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Mi wala sikuwepo humu.

Nilikuwa najifanyia yangu mara nikasikia naitwa ndo nikaja.

Naona kuna mtu alini miss sana.
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Get out of your sight? What the hell does that even mean?

But this is how incredibly stupid you are.

You are the one who called me because you never let an opportunity to get my attention go to waste.

It's like I'm on your brain all day everyday. Is that so? You got Ngabu on your brain huh?

You are so stupid, I mean so stupid beyond belief to believe a joke that was so obvious even Stevie Wonder could have seen it. But you fell for it.

You are the one who needs to get off my disnick. Stupid dyck rider. Get off my dyck, already.

Dumbass.
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You were supposed to come by the time I called you.

Now having done what you were supposed to do, you must leave.

Does a slut remain in her man's room after warming his bed?.....No she always takes her way out, so do you.
 
CHARMILTON said:
You were supposed to come by the time I called you.

Now having done what you were supposed to do, you must leave.

Does a slut remain in his man's room after warming his bed?.....No she always takes her way out, so do you.
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Teh teh teh...look at you with a big 'ol egg on ya face.

Stupid dumb azz.

You want a cookie now?
 
Yamakagashi said:
Eeh Magonjwa tena yapi Zika au ? Naona mke wa mtu anakatiza tu hana habari sasa si umshauri amfuate mumewe chumbani waacha kumwaga radhi hapa
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Nyani Ngabu said:
Teh teh teh...look at you with a big 'ol egg on ya face.

Stupid dumb azz.

You want a cookie now?
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Having others calling me stupid, does not bothering me.
The reality is I know who am I, and I'm whom I know myself.
Wretches' opinions like your's won't reform me in any way.
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
"does not bothering me" 😀😀😀😀😀

Now wonder why you fell for a joke that was too obvious.
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It's unnecessary to hook on my linguistic errors,
I started learning English as a fourth language in 2013, before that I could not utter a single English word.

So I'm used to such error and the like.

You are supposed to get the intended message cause the rest are not important.
 
Paulo Sergio De Souz said:
Fair enough. Wapi link yake, nione kama ntaielewa...?
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Here is the link: Nyani Ngabu Kafa!!!!

So I went back and read everything. Hardly anybody back then fell for it.

Most of the posters figured it out pretty much right away that it was a joke and the moderators didn't even waste their time before they moved it to the appropriate forum.

Only Mzee Mwanakijiji tried to somewhat take it seriously but the rest didn't.

Specifically check out page 2. That's where you will see where I mentioned Daudi Balali [albeit in passing]. A couple others did too.

Who announces their own death in an online platform and takes part in the banter? Just look at the presentation...does it seem serious to you?

Everything was clear that it was a joke. But I had another message behind the joke that I wouldn't want to go into details about it right now.

I have many times used absurdity to illustrate the absurd. It's my style and I haven't changed one bit.

So in 2016 for anyone to come back and claim that I was serious is beyond me. I was just fooling around with a purpose and it was clear as day.

But go ahead and read it for yourself and tell me if you find any whiff of seriousness about it.

Btw, your own signature sums it all up pretty nicely.
 
CHARMILTON said:
It's unnecessary to hook on my linguistic errors,
I started learning English as a forth language in 2013, before that I could not utter a single English word.

So I'm used to such error and the like.

You are supposed to get the intended message cause the rest are not important.
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Look at you!

You are so dumb.

Too dumb to not be able to differentiate shit from shinola.

And that's why you fell hook, line, and sinker for some stupid joke.
 
Nyani Ngabu said:
Look at you!

You are so dumb.

Too dumb to not be able to differentiate shit from shinola.

And that's why you fell hook, line, and sinker for some stupid joke.
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Don't beguile me so that I may not ask you few things.

1.How far is it from the planet Earth to the hell?

2.Did you see Mwalimu Nyerere?

3.Why did you came back to life again?.....were you counterfeiting Jesus Christ?.....Cause the Man is owning the same story too.
 
CHARMILTON said:
Don't beguile me so that I may not ask you few things.

1.How far is it from the planet Earth to the hell?

2.Did you saw Mwalimu Nyerere?

3.Why did you came back to life again?.....were you counterfeiting Jesus Christ?.....Cause the Man is owning the same story too.
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Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
 
CHARMILTON said:
You are supposed to get the intended message cause the rest are not important.
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"the rest are not important"

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