Watafuta kuthaminiwa (Attention seekers)

[ShyaRuwa]

Hahaha umetisha sana mkuu. That's some balls.

OK, wacha tusubiri sababu sababu.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nyani Ngabu kuja kunako mitaa hii, wadau wanataka kujua kwanini ulikufa na kufufuka.

We ungekuwa demu ningekuwa nshakutomba zamanı saaaana.

Haya, mnataka kujua kwa nini nilikufa na kufufuka?

Ule ulikuwa ni utani tu mbona.....hata thread yenyewe ipo kwenye jukwaa la utani na vichekesho kule.

It was a jokey joke. But a joke meant to convey a certain message regarding one of the hot issues back then.

So before y'all start running your mouths and act like you know when you don't really know beans about the situation, better check on the context on which the joke was made.

The context in which it was made was the supposed death of Daudi Balali.

Now what do you know about that? You was prolly still in diapers and smelling like Similac back then.

And I'll leave it at that.

 

[Tyta]

Mwaka 2008 kuna mmoja alijizushia kifo yeye mwenyewe,
Hadi leo yupo humu ndani na miaidii kibao.

That's taking NPD to the next level...

 

[ShyaRuwa]

We ungekuwa demu ningekuwa nshakutomba zamanı saaaana.

Haya, mnataka kujua kwa nini nilikufa na kufufuka?

Ule ulikuwa ni utani tu mbona.....hata thread yenyewe ipo kwenye jukwaa la utani na vichekesho kule.

It was a jokey joke. But a joke meant to convey a certain message regarding one of the hot issues back then.

So before y'all start running your mouths and act like you know when you don't really know beans about the situation, better check on the context on which the joke was made.

The context in which it was made was the supposed death of Daudi Balali.

And I'll leave it at that.

Hahahahaaa......Mawazo yako yanawaza kutombana tu?.....Sishangai maana wagonjwa wenye Oedipus Complex mnawaza ngono muda wote [hasa dhidi ya opposite parent].

Sio kwamba nimesahau kiasi cha kukubaliana na ulichosema[na si muhimu vilevile],
Nafikiri ile thread ulianzishia MMU ila baada ya kugundulika sio kweli ilihamishiwa jukwaa la utani.

 

[Mshana Jr]

We ungekuwa demu ningekuwa nshakutomba zamanı saaaana.

Haya, mnataka kujua kwa nini nilikufa na kufufuka?

Ule ulikuwa ni utani tu mbona.....hata thread yenyewe ipo kwenye jukwaa la utani na vichekesho kule.

It was a jokey joke. But a joke meant to convey a certain message regarding one of the hot issues back then.

So before y'all start running your mouths and act like you know when you don't really know beans about the situation, better check on the context on which the joke was made.

The context in which it was made was the supposed death of Daudi Balali.

And I'll leave it at that.

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[Roger Sterling]

We ungekuwa demu ningekuwa nshakutomba zamanı saaaana.

Haya, mnataka kujua kwa nini nilikufa na kufufuka?

Ule ulikuwa ni utani tu mbona.....hata thread yenyewe ipo kwenye jukwaa la utani na vichekesho kule.

It was a jokey joke. But a joke meant to convey a certain message regarding one of the hot issues back then.

So before y'all start running your mouths and act like you know when you don't really know beans about the situation, better check on the context on which the joke was made.

The context in which it was made was the supposed death of Daudi Balali.

Now what do you know about that? You was prolly still in diapers and smelling like Similac back then.

And I'll leave it at that.

Initially uliiweka jukwaa gani kwani?

 

[mng'ato]

Bila shaka ni Evelyn Salt huyo.

Binti mrembo upo?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahahaaa......Mawazo yako yanawaza kutombana tu?.....Sishangai maana wagonjwa wenye Oedipus Complex mnawaza ngono muda wote [hasa dhidi ya opposite parent].

Sio kwamba nimesahau kiasi cha kukubaliana na ulichosema[na si muhimu vilevile],
Nafikiri ile thread ulianzishia MMU ila baada ya kugundulika sio kweli ilihamishiwa jukwaa la utani.

Well...wakati ule hatukuwa na jukwaa la utani na vichekesho. So that explains it.

Lakini ulikuwa ni utani uliolenga kufikisha ujumbe flani kuhusiana na kifo cha Balali ambapo mpaka leo kuna watu hawaamini kama kweli alikufa na wengine hudai yeye bado ni member humu.

So much to your chagrin, you failed to grasp the intended message and reached a lowbrow false conclusion at par with your pay grade.

A joke that was above your head.

What else...?

 

[Yamakagashi]

Nadhani wanawake ndio wahanga wakubwa wa hii kitu

 

[ShyaRuwa]

That's taking NPD to the next level...

Sure! hawa ni watu ambao kwenye minds zao wamebeba weak and unstable self image.
Wao wanapata ari labda kwa kutafuta popularity, ulevi, kufanya fujo ama chochote cha ajabu ili kupata attention za watu?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Initially uliiweka jukwaa gani kwani?

Back then hatukuwa na majukwaa mahsusi kama ilivyo hivi sasa.

Sikumbuki kwa uhakika niliiweka jukwaa gani. Baadaye ndo wakaja kuihamisha na kuiweka inapostahili baadaya ya kuongeza idadi ya majukwaa. Kuna kipindi hata mada za mapenzi watu tulikuwa tunazianzisha kwenye jukwaa na habari mchanganyiko na walipotengeneza jukwaa la mapenzi hizo mada zikahamishiwa huku MMU. But jukwaa is beside the point anyway. The point is, it was a joke.

It was a joke in line with the death of Balali and sometimes I like and tend to use absurdity to highlight the absurd.

Now, in order to get the point you have to be somewhat smart and not just some geek off the street who lacks sophistication.

 

[Roger Sterling]

Back then hatukuwa na majukwaa mahsusi kama ilivyo hivi sasa.

Sikumbuki kwa uhakika niliiweka jukwaa gani. And jukwaa is beside the point anyway.

It was a joke in line with the death of Balali and sometimes I like and tend to use absurdity to highlight the absurd.

Now, in order to get the point you have to be somewhat smart and not just some geek off the street who lacks sophistication.

Fair enough. Wapi link yake, nione kama ntaielewa...?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Fair enough. Wapi link yake, nione kama ntaielewa...?

I haven't a clue. That was over 8 years ago if I'm not mistaken.

Na ili kuielewa vizuri inabidi upate context nzima ya wakati ule kuhusu rumored death ya Balali na michango yangu kuhusu hicho kifo.

Good luck on that.

Ila nacheka kwa dharau na dhihaka watu kushindwa kung'amua point yangu na kukimbilia kuhitimisha kimakosa.

Kwanza ukiisoma tu hata thread yenyewe utaona kabisa kuwa wala sikuwa serious....

But don't take my word for it....find it and read it for yourself.

Ulishagaona wapi mtu aliyekufa anajitangaza mwenyewe kuwa amekufa?

Maana wala sikutumia alternate ID....nilitumia hii hii ID ya NN....

So go figure!

The joke was right there.....

 

[ShyaRuwa]

Well...wakati ule hatukuwa na jukwaa la utani na vichekesho. So that explains it.

Lakini ulikuwa ni utani uliolenga kufikisha ujumbe flani kuhusiana na kifo cha Balali ambapo mpaka leo kuna watu hawaamini kama kweli alikufa na wengine hudai yeye bado ni member humu.

So much to your chagrin, you failed to grasp the intended message and reached a lowbrow false conclusion at par with your pay grade.

A joke that was above your head.

What else...?

Unatumia nguvu nyingi pamoja na uongo kukanusha ule upumbavu,

Ile habari haikuwa na mfanano wowote na tukio la kifo cha balali,

Basi tu watu ambao mna emotional disturbance hamuwezi kusimama wenyewe bila approvals za watu

Nadhani tatizo lako halijakwisha lote maana hata wiki iliyopita ulianzisha uzi wa kuomba likes kiaina aina😀😀😀😀😀

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Unatumia nguvu nyingi pamoja na uongo kukanusha ule upumbavu,

Ile habari haikuwa na mfanano wowote na tukio la kifo cha balali,

Basi tu watu ambao mna emotional disturbance hamuwezi kusimama wenyewe bila approvals za watu

Nadhani tatizo lako halijakwisha lote maana hata wiki iliyopita ulianzisha uzi wa kuomba likes kiaina aina😀😀😀😀😀

Hata mimi naweza kusema nawe unatumia nguvu nyingi kujiaminisha kitu ambacho sicho.

Umeniita mwenyewe nije nielezee na nimekuja.

Huyataki maelezo yangu, fine. Amini unachotaka kuamini.

After all I don't know you and you don't know me.

So have at it....believe what you want to believe.

I couldn't give two fcuks about it.

 

[Espy_]

Nadhani wanawake ndio wahanga wakubwa wa hii kitu

Eti umesema???????
We!!!!

 

[Espy_]

Teh teh teh teeeeeh!!
Imbombo ngafu.

 

[ShyaRuwa]

Hata mimi naweza kusema nawe unatumia nguvu nyingi kujiaminisha kitu ambacho sicho.

Umeniita mwenyewe nije nielezee na nimekuja.

Huyataki maelezo yangu, fine. Amini unachotaka kuamini.

After all I don't know you and you don't know me.

So have at it....believe what you want to believe.

I couldn't give two fcuks about it.

Ndo maana kwenye post iliyotangulia nilisema hii ishu haina umuhimu sana.
Ila kama wewe ni wa kiume [maana imani pekee haiwezi kufanya kitu kiwe kweli],
Jitahidi kujihamini kwa kusimama mwenyewe, usitegemee mitazamo ya wengine juu yako.

 

[Valentina]

Teh teh teh teeeeeh!!
Imbombo ngafu.

Ndo kusema?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Umeniita mwenyewe humu nije nielezee.

Nimekuja na nimeelezea.

Kama hutaki, acha.

Endelea kuamini unachoamini.