Wanawake kwakweli wanachanganya

[Tonga]

Sounds good to me, you just have to do what she loves best.



If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you do not understand

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR]


That's A GIRL!

Sasa sijui tufanyeje?[/QUOTE]

 

[Jim]

are you serious??!! hivi kwa nini mnapenda kutudhalilisha namna hii? tulikosea kuwazaa???

No wewe si Mama. Kwani na wewe ni demu?!!

 

[Kidatu]

You better do what your heart desire. You can not satisfy a woman.
Always complains about little things.

 

[Bubu Msemaovyo]

Du Oppositre kivipi sasa Bubu..embu nifahamishe

Sounds good to me, you just have to do what she loves best.



If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman= Don't kiss her.

If you don't, you are not a man= Be a man to her.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying= Don't praise her.

If you don't, you are good for nothing= Be good to her.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp= Don't agree to all her likes.

If you don't, you do not understand= Understand her.
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring= Don't visit her often.

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing= Invite her often.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy= Dress roughly.
If you don't, you are a dull boy= Be not dull.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad= Don't be jealous.

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her= Love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her= Don't romance her. But respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her= Like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait= Be early a minute before.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way= Keep quiet
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"= Don't visit put quality time
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"= Keep quiet

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold= Kiss her not.

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage= Kiss her not.If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics= Help her.
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction=Don't seduce her.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting= Don't stare at another woman.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring= Keep quiet.
If you talk, she wants you to listen= Don't listen.

If you listen, she wants you to talk= Don't talk.[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR]


That's A GIRL!

Sasa sijui tufanyeje?

[/QUOTE]

That is what I think it has to be the treatment for such type of woman.

 

[NaimaOmari]

This is the fact...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you do not understand
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
That's A GIRL!

Sasa sijui tufanyeje?

usifanye chochote maana you have the wrong woman here huyu kakuchoka unamgangania tu ... tafuta yule anaekupenda .. hapa hakuna mapenzi cant you see ... you are forcing things .. anyway pole sana

 

[Haika]

Hebu basi chagua mwanamke aliekamilika anaekufaa, ana sifa gani, tupangie hapa tuzione.

 

[Mama]

Hebu basi chagua mwanamke aliekamilika anaekufaa, ana sifa gani, tupangie hapa tuzione.

hakuna aliyekamilika si mwanamke wala mwanamume, hawaridhishani mapacha ije kuwa mke na mume waliokutana baada ya 25 ya kujijenga kitabia? mapenzi ni kukubali udhaifu wa mwenza, ukijiona unashindwa kubear na udhaifu wa mpenzi wako ujue wazi humpendi.

 

[Mchola]

Mama umenena. Hakuna aliekamilika na bila ya udhaifu ila Mungu. Upendo kati ya wawili ndio unaoficha udhaifu.

 

[DMussa]

hakuna aliyekamilika si mwanamke wala mwanamume, hawaridhishani mapacha ije kuwa mke na mume waliokutana baada ya 25 ya kujijenga kitabia? mapenzi ni kukubali udhaifu wa mwenza, ukijiona unashindwa kubear na udhaifu wa mpenzi wako ujue wazi humpendi.

Surely Mama is in the kitchen!!

Kudos!

 

[Mr Kiroboto]

mama ungetuwekea na thread yake ili vijana waelimike zaidi.akhsante mama

 

[bonnie2_s]

mi nadhani demu inatokana na english ya rastas ''de moon'' yaani ''the moon'' yaani msichana mzuri kama mwezi sasa sisi tukaitohoa na kuiita ''demu''.any comments?

 

[lizliz]

TUISHI NAO KWA AKILI..!
Moreover the Holy scripture say it all...


1 Timothy 5:14 *I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.

 

[BAK]

This is the fact...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you do not understand

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk


That's A GIRL!

Sasa sijui tufanyeje?

Na siye wanaume tukoje? Maana na sisi hatuko perfect pia.

 

[Kipanga]

dame ni ngómbe jike ambaye bado hajazaa, ila sio ndama, kesha acha kunyonya na ana uwezo wa kupandwa na madume(bulls).

..Mmesahau kuwa ni mfugaji huyu??? Teh! teh! tehhhhh!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Hapa msipoishi na sisi kwa akili mbona mtaisomaa!?

 

[ayanda]

This is the fact...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you do not understand

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk


That's A GIRL!

Sasa sijui tufanyeje?

tittle umesema wanawake, hapa naona umeongelea skul gals and watoto wa chuo.