Wanaume wa Marekani mna nini?

[KOKUTONA]

Hahahaaa hao wako wengi kichizi US.

Chinese restaurants kwa mfano zipo karibu kila kona ya US.

Hadi 'China towns' zipo.

Nina uhakika kuwa US kuna Chinese immigrants wengi [kwenye mamilioni] kuliko ambavyo China kuna American immigrants.

Nyani Ngabu wewe no mmarekani? Samahani lakini kwa swali

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nyani Ngabu wewe no mmarekani? Samahani lakini kwa swali

Bila hata ya samahani dadangu.

Mimi siyo Mmarekani. Ni Mtanzania.

Ni swagga na mbwembwe za mtandaoni tu.

Kwanza hakuna mtu hata mmoja humu aliyewahi kuniona huko Marekani. Hakuna. Hakuna. Hakuna.

Siku zote hizi tokea nimejiunga JF naweza kuwa nipo Majohe lakini nimejiweka kama vile nipo USA.

Hakuna ajuaye nilipo!

 

[lara 1]

Si huyu ng'ombe wa Kihezbola anadai yeye ni mkurugenzi wa kampuni na anaishi NYC! Ameshindwa kuprove. lara 1 njoo msidie. Mademu magumashi ya mjini, unakuta baya halafu linajifanya juaji!

kwani ukiwa mbaya hutakiwi kujua?

 

[KOKUTONA]

Bila hata ya samahani dadangu.

Mimi siyo Mmarekani. Ni Mtanzania.

Ni swagga na mbwembwe za mtandaoni tu.

Kwanza hakuna mtu hata mmoja humu aliyewahi kuniona huko Marekani. Hakuna. Hakuna. Hakuna.

Siku zote hizi tokea nimejiunga JF naweza kuwa nipo Majohe lakini nimejiweka kama vile nipo USA.

Hakuna ajuaye nilipo!

Powa powa mkuu nimekusoma.
Wewe ni shidaaaaah
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[Nyani Ngabu]

teh teh teh nacheka sana.

What's so funny?

Kwamba naweza kuwa naishi Majohe miaka yote hii?

Nipo serious...hakuna mtu humu aliyewahi kuniona huko USA.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Powa powa mkuu nimekusoma.
Wewe ni shidaaaaah
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I know how to keep and maintain my privacy!

Hata siku moja huwezi kuona nakala yangu ya driver's license au passport imewekwa humu.

Never ever.

Watu wataishia kuhisi tu...mara ooh NN ni kibabu...mara sijui nini....

 

[KOKUTONA]

What's so funny?

Kwamba naweza kuwa naishi Majohe miaka yote hii?

Nipo serious...hakuna mtu humu aliyewahi kuniona huko USA.

Si wanasemaga USA kubwa hata wenyewe hawaonani?
Ukija majohe kusalimia nibee dhawadiii

 

[KOKUTONA]

I know how to keep and maintain my privacy!

Hata siku moja huwezi kuona nakala yangu ya driver's license au passport imewekwa humu.

Never ever.

Watu wataishia kuhisi tu...mara ooh NN ni kibabu...mara sijui nini....

Hahahaaa...umenifanya nichekee.
Invisibo wewe etii.

 

[RRONDO]

I know how to keep and maintain my privacy!

Hata siku moja huwezi kuona nakala yangu ya driver's license au passport imewekwa humu.

Never ever.

Watu wataishia kuhisi tu...mara ooh NN ni kibabu...mara sijui nini....

Kuna watu wanaweka hivyo vitu humu?

 

[RRONDO]

What's so funny?

Kwamba naweza kuwa naishi Majohe miaka yote hii?

Nipo serious...hakuna mtu humu aliyewahi kuniona huko USA.

Kuna vitu fulani fulani unaweza kusema/kujua mtu ambae ameishi USA/UK tu.....huwezi kuzuga.

 

[RRONDO]

Wengi sana

Aisee.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kuna watu wanaweka hivyo vitu humu?

Hilo sijui.

Hapo nilichokuwa narejea ni lile tukio la watu kuweka nakala ya pasi ya Le Mutuz kule jukwaa la Celebrities.

Imagine yangu ikiwekwa....

Ila hata ikiwekwa, watakaoumbuka ni wengi mno.

Sura zitawashuka shuuuuu.

Maana watakachoona sicho walichokuwa wakikidhania.

Lakini kamwe haitoweza kutokea....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kuna vitu fulani fulani unaweza kusema/kujua mtu ambae ameishi USA/UK tu.....huwezi kuzuga.

That I agree with you.

But that will still be in the realm of guesswork than knowledge.

Knowledge is provable. Guesswork is just guesswork...

 

[lara 1]

Hilo sijui.

Hapo nilichokuwa narejea ni lile tukio la watu kuweka nakala ya pasi ya Le Mutuz kule jukwaa la Celebrities.

Imagine yangu ikiwekwa....

Ila hata ikiwekwa, watakaoumbuka ni wengi mno.

Sura zitawashuka shuuuuu.

Maana watakachoona sicho walichokuwa wakikidhania.

Lakini kamwe haitoweza kutokea....

Hahahaaaaa! I can testfy to this. Kuumbuka vepeeeeeeee! Nyieeeeee.

Ila Lemutuz being 55 and above took me by surprise. I thought the guy was late 40s kumbe anaenda 60s damn! Ila Mange Kimambi kiboko yake, ndo alipewa ile passportna mke wa Lemutuz akai appload Instagram ndo ikaja huku.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahaaaaa! I can testfy to this. Kuumbuka vepeeeeeeee! Nyieeeeee.

Ila Lemutuz being 55 and above took me by surprise. I thought the guy was late 40s kumbe anaenda 60s damn! Ila Mange Kimambi kiboko yake, ndo alipewa ile passportna mke wa Lemutuz akai appload Instagram ndo ikaja huku.

That you can vouch for me not being as old as some people peg for?

Hahahaaa halafu wewe......haya bana.

Ila namjua huyo aliye leak info zangu kwako.....nawe unajua kuwa namjua.

But he's cool peoples, though. So it's all good.

 

[Kalamzuvendi]

Watu wakishaona USA humu akili yao yote inahamia kwa Nyani Ngabu😀.

Sasa hapa utaja ambiwa eti unaandika na kujijibu mwenyewe.

Ama kweli al junun funun!

Hahahahaha!! mkuu nimeipenda hii 'Al junun funun', ni lugha gani hii? Kiarabu?!...au?!, na maana yake nini? Aisee humu kuna vituko sana, mada ilikuwa inaenda mdogo mdogo, Bomu limetupwa hata lilipotokea haijulikani, limevuruga kila kitu.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahahaha!! mkuu nimeipenda hii 'Al junun funun', ni lugha gani hii? Kiarabu?!...au?!, na maana yake nini? Aisee humu kuna vituko sana, mada ilikuwa inaenda mdogo mdogo, Bomu limetupwa hata lilipotokea haijulikani, limevuruga kila kitu.

Kiarabu hicho kaka...

Wazimu una matawi mengi...ndo maana yake😀

 

[Simplicity.]

Sumu njoo mwone Director anayeishi NYC.

 

[Clueless14]

Kuna watu wana hasira na Marekani humu doh!!! Why though? Yani wanakaribia kufa kwa hasira kisa ku prove Tz ni bora na marekani ni ushuzi kha!!! Rilaksini ndugu wala vyumbi wenzangu mtakufa siku si nyingi kwa mambo yasio muhimu

 

[Simplicity.]

Kuna watu wana hasira na Marekani humu doh!!! Why though? Yani wanakaribia kufa kwa hasira kisa ku prove Tz ni bora na marekani ni ushuzi kha!!! Rilaksini ndugu wala vyumbi wenzangu mtakufa siku si nyingi kwa mambo yasio muhimu

Dada yangu mwenyewe si unaona, mpaka mtu kaja na kudai yeye anaishi NYC na mkurugenzi wa kampuni, sasa jamani!