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Hii sms jana mke wa ndugu yangu kaibamba kwenye simu ya mumewe ambaye alisevu jina la mtuma meseji kuwa anaitwa ' Mose fundi bomba':
'Mpenzi leo nimepita madukani Kariakoo.Bei ya vifaa ni hizi: Stima (500,000._), Draya(400,000.-), Stima ya fasho(200,000.-), viti (60,000.-) na sinki(600,000._). Fanya hima kesho (yaani leo) unipatie hizo pesa maana nasikia bei karibu zitapanda.Ukinipa milioni mbili na nusu zitanitosha na kununulia dawa za kuanzia.mmmmmwwwaaaa i love you,ikamalizia hiyo sms.

Wakuu timbwili linaendelea,na tatizo kubwa bi mkubwa mradi wake wa kuku umesimama mzee anasema hana hela na wanaishi nyumba ya kupanga. Kinababa haya mambo ya kuzima moto kwa jirani huku kwetu kunaungua matokeo yake ndo haya.
Nawasilisha.
 
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mmmh! ngoja nivute punzi kwanza maana hii ni habari kubwa
 
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hawa ndo wanatelekeza familia na kuwekeza nyumba ndogo. Wanaume wengi wanajifanya vipofu /viziwi hawajui kuwa mwanamke anakubali mume wa mtu ili amchune. Hakuna mapenzi pale fedha tu
 
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hahaha! sasa ntaamini nilisikia mwanamama anaambiwa ' u should never be understanding'. sio unaambiwa sina hela ndo kwanza unampa za upatu mwenzio akapeleke small house. aah, mjini raha sana jamani,kha!
 
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Duh huyo mwanaume ni balaa
Nyumba ya kupanga na bado anaambiwa apeleke milioni mbili na nusu
Ni matofali mangapi au ni mifuko mingapi ya cement au si anapata sehemu ya miguu ishirini kw aishirini nje kabisa ya mji wakati akisubiri amalizie bei ya manunuzi
Kweli akili ya kuambiwa changanya na ya kwako
 
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Una maana gani!
Mbona unamtuhumu mtu asiye na kosa?
Kosa lake ni kutomsechi bwanake mifukoni, au?
shem anasema sms iliingia usiku mzee akiwa amelala ndo akaisoma na kuifowadi kwenye simu yake.
 
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Una maana gani!
Mbona unamtuhumu mtu asiye na kosa?
Kosa lake ni kutomsechi bwanake mifukoni, au?
My bad ......mgonjwa ni ndugu yake.

Itakuwa sikuamini kuwa aliyefanya hivi ni ndugu yake Bishanga. (@-@)
 
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Duh huyo mwanaume ni balaa
Nyumba ya kupanga na bado anaambiwa apeleke milioni mbili na nusu
Ni matofali mangapi au ni mifuko mingapi ya cement au si anapata sehemu ya miguu ishirini kw aishirini nje kabisa ya mji wakati akisubiri amalizie bei ya manunuzi
Kweli akili ya kuambiwa changanya na ya kwako
Rocky my friend ukistaajabu ya Musa utayaona ya firauni, haya mambo yanatokea duniani chini ya mbingu hii hii tunayoishi. Hata mimi nimekuwa shocked na ujasiriamali huu wa kuwekeza kwa hawara. Kusoma nisome mimi, kazi nifanye mimi halafu hela zangu aje kuzila lijananke ambalo hata si mama, dada , binti wala mke wangu? This is ridiculous na ma kweli wanaume tunatofautiana!!!!!!!!.
 
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Wewe umeshalitekeleza hilo?
 
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Positive side ya stori: Abarikiwe mama kwa kuwa na mradi wa kuku.
 
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Hii sms jana mke wa ndugu yangu kaibamba kwenye simu ya mumewe ambaye alisevu jina la mtuma meseji kuwa anaitwa ' Mose fundi bomba':
'Mpenzi leo nimepita madukani Kariakoo.Bei ya vifaa ni hizi: Stima (500,000._), Draya(400,000.-), Stima ya fasho(200,000.-), viti (60,000.-) na sinki(600,000._). Fanya hima kesho (yaani leo) unipatie hizo pesa maana nasikia bei karibu zitapanda.Ukinipa milioni mbili na nusu zitanitosha na kununulia dawa za kuanzia.mmmmmwwwaaaa i love you,ikamalizia hiyo sms.

Wakuu timbwili linaendelea,na tatizo kubwa bi mkubwa mradi wake wa kuku umesimama mzee anasema hana hela na wanaishi nyumba ya kupanga. Kinababa haya mambo ya kuzima moto kwa jirani huku kwetu kunaungua matokeo yake ndo haya.
Nawasilisha.
Lakini kumbuka kuna theory inayosema usiweke mayai yako yote kwenye kapu moja. Nakumbuka niliambiwa na mwalimu wangu wa portfolio Analysis
 
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hah maisha ndivo yalivo
Life cannot just take any course !!!!!! hili nakataa na ndiyo maana vichwa vyetu havina upepo ndani kama mpira bali ubongo tuliopewa na Mungu kufikiri na kufanya maamuzi sahihi1.!!!!
 
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Unataka kufunika kombe mwanaharamu apite au?
Hapana, nilikuwa najaribu kuonesha umuhimu wa kinamama kujiandaa na situation kama hizi, sio unafuma meseji ya hawara hata pa kutokea huna, una makucha marefu mikononi tu na malipustiki ya India.
 
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Huyo mwanaume naona maraliangono imepanda kichwani
 

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