Wanaume piteni hapa

[Sakayo]

Mbwa wakali usipite tena utang'atwa [emoji23] [emoji23]

Haya

 

[Mirlz B Matthew]

[emoji23] ndoto nyingine bana

hahaha ndoto lazma itimie kwa bao la mkono ata laivu...hhahahaha

 

[Mirlz B Matthew]

Unachokitafuta utakipata Ukimwi bado upo

UKIMWI hauendi kwa mentali.....

 

[Cole Williams]

Aisee tupo tofauti mkuu me napenda mwanaume mweusi hata mwenye weupe kidogo simpendi na wala sijawahi kumtamani

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[Mirlz B Matthew]

Wanaume wengine maneno mengi kwenye mtanange uwa yanawakata stim

tunatofautiana ujue......kimyakimya kama kafa shoga hainogi

 

[Lexus SUV]

Kuna msela mmoja kanambia wadada wengi wa kiarabu aseeee nyapu zao huwa ni mnato na joto jingii

 

[Jitu jeusi]

kwani ulionja kwa ulimi mkuu[emoji14]

Nilionja kwa kutumia mashine mkuu

 

[DCI Comrade One]

Dah... Nimepiga za kiholanzi

 

[Jitu jeusi]

Vipi alikutoza pesa kidogo kwa ajili ya kukupanulia mapaja ??? Au ilikuwa kishkaji tuii ili kufurahia maisha.

Tulkuwa tunabishana, alkuwa anasema waafrika hatujui mambo, sasa nikamwambia twende kujaribu akakubari.... kirichomkuta huko hatasahau tena.... hadi akawa ananiomba turudie game

 

[Shunie]

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Shemela heshima yako huko unaenda wapi sasa

 

[Shunie]

Sema hakyamungu..!!

Haki ya Mama

 

[Shunie]

Mi mweusi ngoja nije pm

Kufanya nini tena

 

[Shunie]

Ni moyo ndio lakini ndio ukaburu wenyewe.Naamini hata wale wazungu na wahindi wabaguzi wana roho kama yako tu

Sawa mkuu

 

[Cole Williams]

Shemela heshima yako huko unaenda wapi sasa

Naenda kuchukua miwani maana naona kama sio muandiko wako.

 

[Shunie]

Naenda kuchukua miwani maana naona kama sio muandiko wako.

Ahahhahah ni mimi kabisa usiende kuchukua miwani

 

[Sakasaka Mao]

Kiswahili 'kilinisha' mhindi.
Kwa mzaha mzaha pale Kilembe mine, Rwenzori mountain, Rep of Uganda.
Nikamtania kwa kiswahili jamani huu mhindi wa nani?
Cha ajabu alikuwa anaelewa kiswahili fasaha kuliko wahindicwa Tz niwajuao.
Alinijibu kwa kiswahili kwa tabasamu pana..' Mhindi wa watu baba,.. Mhindi unawenyewe'....
Sikutumia maneno mengine kutongozea, ni hayo tu yalitosha na kujistukia tupo pa1 Margereta hotel Kasese.

 

[Al Watani]

Unazuzuka na rangi tu hakuna lolote ushamba wa kutosha kitandani

Tafuta watoto wa kitanga na wakimakonde ulete mrejesho hapa

 

[Al Watani]

Unazuzuka na rangi tu hakuna lolote ushamba wa kutosha kitandani

Tafuta watoto wa kitanga na wakimakonde ulete mrejesho hapa

 

[kabanga]

Mbona wawakilishi kwa EA & NL tupo

 

[kedekede]

When i was 27 nikiwa lodge moja matemwe kule unguja nilipata mbibi wa kiaustralia (Nilipewa pande na Trainee wangu niliyekuwa namla ni mchaga)alikuwa mgeni pale lodge so alivyo check out tukapanga kukutana mjini jioni yake,she was 43,tukapiga sundowner pale africa house,tukatoka pale tukapita pwani kwa pwani hadi Tembo tukaingia internet cafe,kumaliza tukazama forodhani Dinner Baadaye tukarudi kwa tax mpaka vuga palikuwa na kiguest cottage anaspend nite akanitambulisha kwa wazungu wenzake couple next room then akanionyesha room yake mwisho tukashuka ngazi mpaka chini kwamba tuagane nirudi kijijini kufika kule tukanyonyana midomo haswa,wazungu ni wataalam sana sana sana kwa kisss sio kina Mama Sabrina wanataka kuondoka na ulimi,tukarudi juu,uwiiiiii bibi ni malaya kabisa kitandani anashindana na sara wa mombasa!