Wamakonde na kiswahili.

Salamander · Aug 11, 2014

Wakati mwingine ni haraka tu ndo inawafanya waongee sivyo ndivyo, lakini matamshi yote wanayo kinywani, kama huyu eti anasema
"Nasimba simo chimba akija alumbukie".

Nanaa · Aug 11, 2014

Hahahaaa...unatuchokoza eenh? Chacha uko chini ya ulinzi..ukichimama nchale, ukikimbia nchale...

Washawasha · Aug 12, 2014

Kkkkkk mbona mnatuchokoza jamani?
Nalog off

kindondindo · Aug 19, 2014

nchumali
chipoti
echiem
njomba.

kiface · Aug 19, 2014

Hahahaaa uwii mbavu zangu.

Salamander · Aug 19, 2014

Alafu wanapenda kujipa majina sio yao, kuna mmoja kaulizwa jina akawa anaogopa kutaja eti anaweza kukamatwa, alipolazimishwa saaana, akamsogelea aliyemuuliza akamwambia sikioni,"Juliachi". Akimaanisha Julias Nyerere.

Heaven Sent · Aug 20, 2014

Haahahaha eti juliachi. Utawasikia eti wee mimi nke ya ntu

Super Handsome · Aug 20, 2014

Salamander said:
Alafu wanapenda kujipa majina sio yao, kuna mmoja kaulizwa jina akawa anaogopa kutaja eti anaweza kukamatwa, alipolazimishwa saaana, akamsogelea aliyemuuliza akamwambia sikioni,"Juliachi". Akimaanisha Julias Nyerere.

Ha ha ha ha andibanga we we!

Njalamatata · Aug 27, 2014

Kuna mmoja mwaka 1992 aliambiwa ataje jina lake akasema 'jina langu ni chili ya chelekali' Alipolazimishwa sana akasema naitwa Ali Hachani Mwinyi

First Born · Aug 27, 2014

nke wangu kaleta chamaki nchanga..

bowlibo · Aug 27, 2014

Askari: Taja jina lako tuandike
Mmakonde: Ndugu achikari hapo hapatoshi, kaatachi ndogo
Askari: Unataka inayotosha iweje?
Mmakonde: Lete karatachi ndefu hapa Majengo mpaka Ligula (maeneo ya Mtwara)
Askari: Kwa nini
Mmakonde: (akiongea kwa kunong'oneza) Jina langu TRENI
Askari: Hwa hwa hwaa, teh teh teh

Red Scorpion · Aug 29, 2014

bowlibo said:
askari: Taja jina lako tuandike
mmakonde: Ndugu achikari hapo hapatoshi, kaatachi ndogo
askari: Unataka inayotosha iweje?
Mmakonde: Lete karatachi ndefu hapa majengo mpaka ligula (maeneo ya mtwara)
askari: Kwa nini
mmakonde: (akiongea kwa kunong'oneza) jina langu treni
askari: Hwa hwa hwaa, teh teh teh

teleni..

Ptz · Aug 29, 2014

Salamander said:
Alafu wanapenda kujipa majina sio yao, kuna mmoja kaulizwa jina akawa anaogopa kutaja eti anaweza kukamatwa, alipolazimishwa saaana, akamsogelea aliyemuuliza akamwambia sikioni,"Juliachi". Akimaanisha Julias Nyerere.

Hahahaha. utakua komediani wewe

1701 · Aug 29, 2014

Wamakonde wote ni comedians,wadada mko wap?

Kine3 · Aug 30, 2014

Uchiteme wala uchimung'unye mpaka bwana mkubwa apike apa.

Kine3 · Aug 30, 2014

Tundoka diana lunduno.

Levictus · Sep 1, 2014

ukikaa nchale

bowlibo · Sep 1, 2014

Red Scorpion said:
teleni..

Ha ha haa kweli nilitereza kuandika

Sibonike · Sep 1, 2014

Salamander said:
Wakati mwingine ni haraka tu ndo inawafanya waongee sivyo ndivyo, lakini matamshi yote wanayo kinywani, kama huyu eti anasema
"Nasimba simo chimba akija alumbukie".

Mmoja alikuwa anakaa Kimara akiitwa Sementi. Akaharibu akahamia Makongo akabadili jina huko akiitwa Matofali

Salamander · Sep 1, 2014

Sibonike said:
Mmoja alikuwa anakaa Kimara akiitwa Sementi. Akaharibu akahamia Makongo akabadili jina huko akiitwa Matofali

Ndio walivyo, Mama Radio yeye alikuwa jirani yetu huko Mbagala, akaja mtu akatuambia ni mjomba wake, walivyohama nikawakuta Keko Magurumbasi anawaelekeza watu eti ni mume wake. Tena anasisitiza ni mwichilamu jina lake Chaidi.

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