Vyakula vinavyoleta ashiki (Foods That Make You Horny)

[The End..]

mbona umesahau karanga mbichi mkuu!!

 

[The Boss]

Ni viazi sukari

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Sasa mbona Hujawahi nitengenezea?

 

[King’asti]

Sasa si ameona unazo za kutosha? Akuongezee dozi tena si utamuua?

Sasa mbona
Hujawahi nitengenezea?

Wewe mbona umeshakufa kabla hata ya kuonyeshwa mtutu? Hahahaa

mmmh! hiyo avatar adui atakufa kweli???

 

[King’asti]

Zina ladha fulani ya ajabu. Njia nzuri ni kuchanganya na juice ya embe na ubuyu. Unaweza kukata vipande na kuweka kwenye salad ya karoti na viazi yenye mayonnaise. farkhina atakuja elezea matumizi mengine hakawii kusema fanya lipstick lol

Kwenye masoko yetu kuipata sasa ni issue labda kwenye lile soko katikati maeneo ya Kichwele wanauza barabarani na wateja wao wahindi na wanaokaa kwenye nyumba za NHC (sina na uhakika na mtaa ila around maeneo hayo ya Kichwele maana nimerudi kijijini siku nyingi)

Kwahiyo unagonga kama juice au salad, au kuna matumizi mengine maana hata ladha siiujui

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[Threesixteen Himself]

Hii thread naifuatilia kwa ukaribu sana

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mkurugenzi na mie nimeriwaindi hadi page ya kwanza niende nayo sawa, ila mpaka hapa hizi karanga za israeli zometisha mbaya.. Hivi ni zipi hizo?

 

[Kukudume2013]

Mm nikiona zile sanamu za kuuzia nguo tu ngoma ndi

 

[64Bits]

Teheee shukran mtoa mada kwa elimu ila wengine utakula parachichi weee mpaka uharishe bure genye zingine hazipo kwa ajili ya kuwa na mume asiyejua thamani ya mke. Mwanaume anajali yeye na huduma zake tu, hajui hata mke ana hali gani...hata ukila mkungu mzima wa ndizi bila bila tu

 

[mwalimumzalendo1]

Kwenye masoko yetu kuipata sasa ni issue labda kwenye lile soko katikati maeneo ya Kichwele wanauza barabarani na wateja wao wahindi na wanaokaa kwenye nyumba za NHC (sina na uhakika na mtaa ila around maeneo hayo ya Kichwele maana nimerudi kijijini siku nyingi)

Kwahiyo unagonga kama juice au salad, au kuna matumizi mengine maana hata ladha siiujui

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Mi najuaga haya n kwaajiili ya kuongeza damu?

 

[GENTAMYCINE]

Kama unataka kuongeza viungo au mchangamko kwenye maisha yako ya kimapenzi ingia jikoni na hakikisha una vyakula kama hivi.

Oysters (Samaki Gamba): These shellfish have been considered and erotic food since the second century. Suck the oysters straight from the half shell or eat them raw off a cracker with a splash of hot sauce. Oysters are high in protein and zinc, which aids in production of testosterone.

Chocolate (Chokuleti): The Aztecs didn't call it "the nourishment of the Gods" for no reason. Chocolate contains stimulant compounds that effect the brain's neurotransmitters that give a sense of excitement. Dark chocolate contains the highest amounts of these stimulants, as well as heart healthy antioxidants.

Tini (Figs): This ancient fruit was associated with love and fertility since the time of the Greeks. Cleopatra was also said to be a fan of this sexually stimulating fruit. Because the inside of a fig mimics the female anatomy, a man eating a fresh fig can send a strong signal to a lucky lady.

Ndizi (Banana): It isn't just their shape that give bananas a reputation as an aphrodisiac food. Banana contain potassium and B vitamins for muscle strength and enzymes that are said to increase the male sex drive.

Parachichi (Avocado): This fruit was once thought to be sexy that it was forbidden by Spanish priests. The Aztec name “ahuacuatl” actually means "testicle tree." Avocados contain essential fatty acids, potassium and vitamin E, all which assist with blood flow and hormone production.

Umesahau Bangi, Gongo Na Shisha!

 

[nemulo]

Wewe!!! Kula dona na samaki,pembeni matikiti maji hlf malizia na mkongoraa(unapatikana zaidi Arusha vijijini na monduli) ni shiiidah!!!

 

[Cloud Computing]

Teheee shukran mtoa mada kwa elimu ila wengine utakula parachichi weee mpaka uharishe bure genye zingine hazipo kwa ajili ya kuwa na mume asiyejua thamani ya mke. Mwanaume anajali yeye na huduma zake tu, hajui hata mke ana hali gani...hata ukila mkungu mzima wa ndizi bila bila tu

Hatari sana

 

[deejaywillzz]

Umesahau Bangi, Gongo Na Shisha!

Hahaha, no comment

 

[mgt software]

ka NDIZI zinanyegesha MBONA wachaga wako nyuma sana kwenye kugegedana?

Ni kwa sababu wanawaza pesa, walijibebesha majukuma mapema muno mume akarilaks

 

[Zogwale]

hahahahah!! nini punje, kile kiganda cha karanga ukikimeza 2 umekwishaa.... yani utafikir vile viminyoo vinavyonyevua ma*ta*ko*ni vimeingia kwa bibi.... mana kukiona hukioni, ukishika hupapati bas tabu tupu....

belie waagizie wenzio duka linalouza hizo karanga za israel. Inaelekea ni kiboko.

 

[KikulachoChako]

Chanzo cha nyege ni shibe.....ukishahiba tu utaona na dushe linadetect device haijalishi umekula nini...
Lakini ukiwa na njaa hata uwe na kibamia utaliona zito kama busha....
Pia hata kwa wadada akiwa na njaa hata umuhimu wa kusafisha kiwanja hauoni...
Lakini akiwa na uhakika wa shibe utamuona muda wowote yuko smart....

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[The Don]

jazia kwa kula kitimoto,kunywa amarula ukichanganya na zanzi upande wa kinywaji,ni sheedah

 

[Mapi]

Wewe mbona umeshakufa kabla hata ya kuonyeshwa mtutu? Hahahaa

ntakufa kiuongouongo hakyanani...damn!

 

[64Bits]

Chanzo cha nyege ni shibe.....ukishahiba tu utaona na dushe linadetect device haijalishi umekula nini...
Lakini ukiwa na njaa hata uwe na kibamia utaliona zito kama busha....
Pia hata kwa wadada akiwa na njaa hata umuhimu wa kusafisha kiwanja hauoni...
Lakini akiwa na uhakika wa shibe utamuona muda wowote yuko smart....

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Hahahaa eti kibamia utakiona kizito teheee mkuu unataka kuniambia pambano la fly weight linakuwa kama la heavy weight vile kisa njaa? lol

 

[illuh]

Me najua
1. Karanga,
2. Korosho
3. Asali na maziwa na mwingine akipenda changanya na yai
4. Uji wa unga wa ulezi, uweke maziwa fresh plus blue band au Butter
Part three siku nyingine

Kama unataka kuongeza viungo au mchangamko kwenye maisha yako ya kimapenzi ingia jikoni na hakikisha una vyakula kama hivi.

Oysters (Samaki Gamba): These shellfish have been considered and erotic food since the second century. Suck the oysters straight from the half shell or eat them raw off a cracker with a splash of hot sauce. Oysters are high in protein and zinc, which aids in production of testosterone.

Chocolate (Chokuleti): The Aztecs didn't call it "the nourishment of the Gods" for no reason. Chocolate contains stimulant compounds that effect the brain's neurotransmitters that give a sense of excitement. Dark chocolate contains the highest amounts of these stimulants, as well as heart healthy antioxidants.

Tini (Figs): This ancient fruit was associated with love and fertility since the time of the Greeks. Cleopatra was also said to be a fan of this sexually stimulating fruit. Because the inside of a fig mimics the female anatomy, a man eating a fresh fig can send a strong signal to a lucky lady.

Ndizi (Banana): It isn't just their shape that give bananas a reputation as an aphrodisiac food. Banana contain potassium and B vitamins for muscle strength and enzymes that are said to increase the male sex drive.

Parachichi (Avocado): This fruit was once thought to be sexy that it was forbidden by Spanish priests. The Aztec name “ahuacuatl” actually means "testicle tree." Avocados contain essential fatty acids, potassium and vitamin E, all which assist with blood flow and hormone production.

 

[Kapilula]

Kama tunda halina zinc inayoongeza production ya testosterone, increase blood circulation and to facilitate generation of new cells ujue mnajidanganya tu hapo. Na ieleweke vyakula vyenye zinc si vingi ndio maana inashauriwa kutumiwa suppliment

Mkuu vyakula vyene zink ni vp? Ebu nivumbulie kidogo kuna tukio nataka nfanye mwishoni mwa mwaka