Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[moudgulf]

Nguvu ya chips yai

 

[moudgulf]

Kama nini

 

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MILLIONAIRE BORROWS FROM BANK

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs a quarter of a million pounds.
“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”
The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president, and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, and repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

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[Pendaelli]

Kujisitiri mai futi

Analalamika kazi ile imemharibia kila kitu kuanzia kutengwa na familia, kuwekewa fatwa na wahafidhina wa Lebanon na kutambulika kila anakokwenda kunakomsababishia kukosa mpenzi wa kudumu japo ni milionea na yuko tayari kutulia na mwanaume mmoja waanzishe familia. Kuna kazi zingine zina laana!

Kwa ile mizigo iliokua inamuingia hata wa Bure hapa aisee!

 

[Pendaelli]

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Aione Shimba ya Buyenze sidhani kama mwanza kuna zaidi ya wasukuma.

 

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[Kadhi Mkuu 1]

Naomba kuuliza,,ni hivi hawa wanaoungana ikitokea mmoja anakuafa inakuwaje??

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Aliyehai anauawa kabla hajajua kuwa mwenzie kafa. So sad
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aione Shimba ya Buyenze sidhani kama mwanza kuna zaidi ya wasukuma.

Mwanza kuna makabila zaidi ya 30 pale. Na huyo boya kakenua mimeno sababu ya hicho kitako dhaifu cha hicho kimbaumbau. Lingekuwa li SDY lenye lenzi mbinuko kama hili ndo lipo hapo mbele yake sijui ingekuwaje wallahi 😁😁😁🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Hapa hakuna kilichoharibika!

Hujambo?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Halafu ng'ombe ndiyo wameingia kwenye shamba la mtu unajaribu kuwawahi dah!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Hii kali!