Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Hivi kuna kurogwa na mwenye nyumba ili usihame au tu usifanikiwe? 😳

 

[Khantwe]

Binafsi huwa sinaga hiyo "u-male bestie" na kuliko msichana ani friend zone ni heri urafiki ufe. If we are not banging we ain't friends. Ndio maana hata list yangu ya marafiki, wanawake wapo wachache sana .

Na hao wachache sana wanafanya nini kwa list

 

[Soma Tena]

Majuto sasa hivi sio mjukuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Tuko chit chat mkuu.

Huku unakutana na kamba unacheka kimoyomoyo halafu unasonga mbele kama Injili. Vinginevyo utaharibu utamu wote wa memes na chit chat 😁😁🖐

 

[Taavid]

Ndiyo maana ukiona mwanamke ana msururu wa male bestie shtuka. Lazima watakuwepo watakaokuwa wanamla. Hakuna urafiki wa hivi hivi kati ya mwnaamke na mwanaume. Hakuna!

Wenyewe wanakwambia wanawake wenzao wambea kwahiyo wanaprefer male friends.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Na hao wachache sana wanafanya nini kwa list

Una maswali dah!

Halafu hilo li avatar libaya ndo nini?

I hope hujaipoteza ile nyingine 😬

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wenyewe wanakwambia wanawake wenzao wambea kwahiyo wanaprefer male friends.

This is trash 🚮🚮🚮

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Nadhani siku ya kiyama itakuwa hivi hivi dah!

 

[Taavid]

Na hao wachache sana wanafanya nini kwa list

Hao wachache unakuta ni ma ex na wale ambao wame agree terms and conditions

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Chemsha maji. Utiemo halafu uuache kwa dakika 3 basi kwisha kazi!

 

[Soma Tena]

Jiongeze

 

[Khantwe]

Una maswali dah!

Halafu hilo li avatar libaya ndo nini?

I hope hujaipoteza ile nyingine

eeh maana sijaelewa eti
Yaani nilijikuta tu nimeichoka nikaona niipumzishe kwanza

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kama poor katoa wapi mahela yote hayo au 'poor' inayoongelewa hapo ni tofauti na ile ninayoijua mimi. Maana mimi hapa nikijiangalia kuanzia chini mpaka juu (jumlisha na pochi) sijafikia kwenye shati tu la huyo rich

Ni mambele huko nadhani. Unaona Mark Zuckerberg au Steve Jobs na tisheti yake ile ile kila siku lakini sasa muone mfanyakazi wa McDonald's pamba alizovaa. Na kila toleo la iPhone lazima anunue. Kumbe ananunua kwa kutumia credit card....

 

[Khantwe]

Hao wachache unakuta ni ma ex na wale ambao wame agree terms and conditions

kumbe hata sio marafiki... They're actually fu*kmates

 

[Von Dee]

Hivi zile siku saba walizotoa zimebaki ngapi jamani🤔

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

eeh maana sijaelewa eti
Yaani nilijikuta tu nimeichoka nikaona niipumzishe kwanza

Itunze mahali pazuri...

Nitaanzisha kampeni soon ya kutaka irudishwe. Mwenyewe niliisevu japo sikumbuki ni wapi!

Uko poa lakini? Ushazoea sasa?

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Mshana Jr]