Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Hivi vitabu ni moto aisee
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Duuh!
Hard to believe that vitabu hivi vilikuwa kwenye shule yoyote🤔

 

[Faana]

Wanaume: Hivi hizi nywele za makalio hunyolewa?

Miaka yangu yote nimekuwa nikijiuliza sana hukusu hizi nywele sijawahi kuzinyoa ila sometime seems like zinakera ndo nauliza huwa mnazinyoa na mnazinyoaje wakuu staili gani mnakaa. Pia kama hazitolewi tuelezane kwa wenye swali hili natumai leo tutapata majibu toka kwa baba na kaka zetu...

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[Mshana Jr]

JOKE FOR THE NIGHT
A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted

My father got the job

 

[Mkalimani wa Bibi]

we uliona wapi? anauliza Bwege!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Spesheli ya valentine

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

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[Themann]

Mimi huyo siku ya leo

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

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[Mshana Jr]

Shimbaa

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Midekoo]

Wakuu tukutane kesho. Huu ni uzi mzuri. Tunakutana tunacheka na kufurahi. Hii ni muhimu sana hasa katika dunia hii ya sasa yenye upungufu wa upendo. Hatujuani humu bali tumekuwa kama marafiki sana.

Mkawe na Valentines Day nzuri. Na yote yafanyike kwa tahadhari. Mkilewa msiendeshe. Ngono ziwe salama kwa ambao hamjuani afya...Dunia....

As for me; it is go time - SDY style!


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Asante ikawe njema kwako pia 😍😍😍

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Asante ikawe njema kwako pia

Anashughulika muda huu tumuache kwanza