Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Mwanaume mmoja anayefahamika kwa jina la Juma Ligamba (45), mkazi wa Kijiji cha Kibubwa, Kata ya Butuguri wilayani Butiama mkoani Mara anadaiwa kumbaka binti mwenye umri wa miaka 19 ambaye ni mlemavu aliyepooza mwili mzima tangu kuzaliwa kwake.

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DEVELOPING STORY: A married man living in Bungoma met a girl called Rhoda on WhatsApp group and they started chatting and dating online.

Though they hadn't met physically, he sent her money and airtime regularly for like two months.

One day they agreed to meet and she sent an address and location in Nairobi for them to meet and spend the weekend together.

Mr Bungoma man was exited, he lied to his wife that he was going to Nairobi for an important official assignment for two days.

His wife simply said to him, "Honey don't stress yourself with the journey. I am Rhoda"

Guys, the man has been confused, since morning he is still holding his traveling bag. What should he do?

So INTERESTING....
Dooh🙄
Jamaa kapatikana!
 

Utoto raha..!​

Leo mama mmoja kapulizia Air Freshner yenye Harufu ya PiLAU nyumbani kwake sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwake ndio wanacheza hapo.​

Kila akitoka wanamsalimia, akirudi wanamsalimia..​

Baba yao ndio kammaliza kabisaaa, amemwambia:​

“Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri sanaaa, Hongera”​

Imebidi leo asirudi nyumbani maana wale watoto wanaweza kuingia ndani kabisa na pilau HAKUNA🙄​

 

Ndege..​

Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari..
Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:

Ndugu abiria, ndege yetu hii unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kibongo..

Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake

Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka tu kuwa:-

"....kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na Wabongo, nina hakika hata kuwaka tu haitowaka!"
 

Kijijini​

Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana..

Unaenda kuoga bafuni, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..
Unaamua kufuata mengine kisimani, unarudi unakuta mbuzi ndo anamalizia kumeza sabuni, na ng'ombe mwingine ashameza robo tatu ya taulo..

Unasema wacha uingie ndani ule chakula ulichofunika mezani, unakuta kuku washamwaga chini wanaendelea Kula🙄
 
DEVELOPING STORY: A married man living in Bungoma met a girl called Rhoda on WhatsApp group and they started chatting and dating online.

Though they hadn't met physically, he sent her money and airtime regularly for like two months.

One day they agreed to meet and she sent an address and location in Nairobi for them to meet and spend the weekend together.

Mr Bungoma man was exited, he lied to his wife that he was going to Nairobi for an important official assignment for two days.

His wife simply said to him, "Honey don't stress yourself with the journey. I am Rhoda"

Guys, the man has been confused, since morning he is still holding his traveling bag. What should he do?

So INTERESTING....
His wife simply said to him, "Honey don't stress yourself with the journey. I am Rhoda"

Guys, the man has been confused, since morning he is still holding his traveling bag. What should he do?
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Utoto raha..!​

Leo mama mmoja kapulizia Air Freshner yenye Harufu ya PiLAU nyumbani kwake sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwake ndio wanacheza hapo.​

Kila akitoka wanamsalimia. Baba yao ndio kammaliza kabisaaa, amemwambia:​

“Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri sanaa, Hongera”​

Imebidi leo asirudi nyumbani maana wale watoto wanaweza kuingia ndani kabisa na pilau HAKUNA

Hahaha
 
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