Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[McRiyckeel]

 

[Taavid]

Just curious..
Wa hivi unamfikisha salama?!
mzabzab

Kama mm ndio boda uzalendo ungenishinda

 

[mzabzab]

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Bonge la point

 

[Mawardat]

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mawardat

Kwahiyo nikuwe mpumbavu

 

[DeepPond]

Ulipo tupoView attachment 2353837

 

[amadala]

 

[antimatter]

Mke​

Akikuta PESA wakati anafua atapiga kimya kimya..
Sasa ngoja akute umeacha CONDOM ndo utajua kama umeoa KIPAZA SAUTI.

Ndio maana waume wengine hufunga condom na hela kwa pamoja… akivikuta anatupa condom, anachukua hela na kuishia kusonya tu...😊

 

[antimatter]

Mbwa..​

Ukimuona mbwa harusini usimpige mawe wala kumfukuza..
Inawezekana kilichomleta pale ndicho kilichokupeleka na wewe hapo😊

 

[Dormant Account]

Mbona kama naniiii yule

 

[Dormant Account]

Ahh

 

[Dormant Account]

Mja laana huyu mtoto

 

[Dormant Account]

Aisee

 

[antimatter]

Jamaa​

MZEE: sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?
MKE: saa hizi ni usiku sana, akalale tu chumbani kwa Bebi, hakuna namna.

Jamaa alivyoambiwa akawaza labda huyo Bebi pengine ni mtoto mdogo anakojoa kitandani au analia usiku, asije msumbua bure..

JAMAA: wala msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa hapa kwenye kochi..
Akalala, asubuhi wanakunywa chai akaibuka mrembo matata Sana..,

BINTI: Naitwa BEBI, we mwenzangu waitwa nani?
Jamaa akapigwa bumbuwazi, almanusra ajimwagie chai..
Kwa unyonge na majuto akajibu tu, mimi naitwa Fala 😭

 

[myoyambendi]

Nitanunua baiskel aisee View attachment 2337173

Aiseee....Bei?

 

[antimatter]

Mungu awatie nguvu wapambanaji wote View attachment 2354172

Dah!

 

[Swahili AI]

Ukiwa na gari,leseni fasta tu unapata. Wakati kupaki gari tu panakushida.View attachment 2354174

huu ubinafsi

 

[antimatter]

Mama​

Kuna mkaka alitembelewa na mama yake mzazi.
Wakiwa sebuleni yeye, mama na mke wake, mke wake akaanza kuonekana tofauti kama vile anajiskia vibaya.
Akaenda chumbani. Baada ya muda mfupi yule mkaka akamfuata.

Wakakaa sana huko kisha mkaka akarudi sebuleni kuendelea kuongea na mama yake. Lakini zipu ya suruali yake ilikuwa wazi. Mama akamuuliza, mkeo anaendeleaje? Akamuambia, anajisikia vzr sasa. Nimempa panadol.

Mama akatabasamu na kumwambia mwanaye, sawa. Lakini siku nyingine ukishatoa panadol ukumbuke kufunga pharmacy😊

 

[Taavid]

Mungu awatie nguvu wapambanaji wote View attachment 2354172

Kuna siku napita msasani nikamuona muuza alkasusu amekaa pemben ya barabara kabisa kwenye ile mitaro kulikuwa na kiuzio, amejiinamia kwa muda then akasonya akabeba chupa yake akasepa. Nikajisemea huwenda matatizo yangu yana nafuu sana!

 

[antimatter]

When she posts " I miss my Bae" in her status page..
about 6 different guys begins to feel special at the same time.
She's really confusing our brothers😊

 

[antimatter]

A drunk man enters a females' toilet by mistake..
A woman inside screams: "This is for ladies only.."
The drunk man replies holding his dick "This is for ladies too.."