Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Mshana Jr said:
Assume you meet your old schoolmate (a lady called Maggie) at a club and you are both drunk. Then you vibe and you offer to drop her home since she lives on your way.

You get Maggie to your car and she seats on the front seat, then you decide to go back to buy a takeaway. While you are gone, she sees her neighbour and tells her to hop in the back since she has managed to find free and convenient transport to take her home.

Her neighbor, Cathy gets in but dozes off immediately.

Now you get back and start driving . Maggie is already too sleepy. By the time you get to her place, she is too tired and all she wants to do is get to her bed and sleep. You even help her out to her door and say good bye.

Now you are driving home a happy man but you have no idea Cathy is sleeping at the back since you never saw her or talked to her. Maggie also forgot about her since she was wasted.

You get home, park, and since you are also too tired to be keen, you rush to sleep. The following day is Sunday, your wife is using your car to church since she knows you are wasted and you are fine by it.

She opens it at around 7am … and Cathy is sleeping at the back. She has removed her bra and shoes…..she had a miniskirt and since they don’t wear any panties these days , her skirt has pulled up and everything private is visible.

Explain with a graph how you will convince your wife that you don’t even know Cathy (60 marks).


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Hakuna maelezo ya kutosheleza hapo..
Hapo ndo utajua kwa nini machinga husema "...chamaki nchanga ni tamu kuliko dagaa!"
Omba Mungu huyo Cathy asiumizwe ikaibuka kesi ingine
 

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Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi..​

1). Kopa mkopo mkubwa benki.. muda wa marejesho ukiwadia kitambi kwisha..
2). Nunua gari bovu la biashara
3). Oa mke mwenye kelele au malaya..

Ikipita miezi mitatu bado kitambi kipo basi ujue siyo kitambi, Ila umevimba BANDAMA 🙄
 

Mama mkwe​

Mama mkwe alimuuliza mkwewe “binti” samahani mbona mtoto hajafanana na mwanangu kabisa?

Binti akajibu, “bila samahani mama, huku chini nina njia ya uzazi siyo mashine ya photocopy”
Mama mkwe hoii!! Chezea Wakwe Wa Bongo !!!
 

Neno kwa wanaume..​

Demu wako anakuja kwako kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia, we unakalia kusema tuu:
waooo, waoooo kama king’ora cha ambulance.

Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo...
na atakuwa wao kweli 🙄
 

House girl na bosi wake mzungu..​

House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu, mara akavunja sahani...

Mzungu aliporejea kazini akamuuliza
‘...What happened to my plate?'

House girl akajbu: ‘The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjeee……the pasuka paaaaaaaa...

Mpaka muda huu mzungu bado anabukua kamusi maana haelewi kinachojiri..
 

Mapenzi sometimes ni noma..​

Kuna dogo alipata stress kali kutokana na mapenzi hadi mama'ake akagundua kuna kitu hakipo sawa..
Mama: Mwanangu, what's wrong, mbona tangu juzi sikuelewi, au unaumwa?!!!
Dogo: Mama, ebu tulia hukoooo.. We bado mdogo, kuna mambo mengine huwezi kuelewa!
 
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