Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mawardat]

Kha basi balaa hii

Mie najua uwezi kukosa wewe

 

[Smart911]

 

[mzabzab]

Mie najua uwezi kukosa wewe

Wanasema kuwa zipo tatu mie ninayo moja tuu

 

[Mawardat]

Wanasema kuwa zipo tatu mie ninayo moja tuu

Mie ninayo moja ya m cute wa nje ndani

 

[Mawardat]

Wanasema kuwa zipo tatu mie ninayo moja tuu

Mie ninayo moja ya m cute wa nje ndani

 

[mzabzab]

Mie ninayo moja ya m cute wa nje ndani

Mcute gani tena huyo

 

[Mawardat]

Mcute gani tena huyo

Aliyekuwa was janjaroooo

 

[mzabzab]

Aliyekuwa was janjaroooo

Acha uchoyo bwana niongezee dhambi

 

[Mawardat]

Acha uchoyo bwana niongezee dhambi

Sasa Niweke hap?

 

[Smart911]

 

[mzabzab]

Sasa Niweke hap?

Pm bwana wewe

 

[Mawardat]

Pm bwana wewe

 

[Muuza viatu]

Bibi na Babu​

Bibi na Babu walisafiri wakielekea kwa mtoto wao ambae hawajamuona kitambo.

Walipofika njiani wakawa wamechoka Sanaa. Wakaamua kutafuta hotel ili walale.

Wakakubaliana walale kwa masaa 4. Wakalala, Walipoamka, mfanyakazi wa Hotel akawatoza Tsh. 500,000/=

Wale wazee wakashangaa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa lakini sio laki tano kwa masaa 4.

Babu akagoma kulipa akasema aitiwe meneja.

Meneja akaja kuwasikiliza

Babu: ” Kwanini bili ni kubwa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa?”

Manager;“kuna maswiming puli, ya kisasa “

Babu; “Lakini hatukuyatumia”

Manager; “Ah ah ah. Lakini mungeweza kama mngetaka”

Babu: “Hata hivo bado haistahili kuwa laki 5”

Meneja: “Pia Kuna waimbaji kutoka sauzi, Uganda , Congo”

Babu: “Lakini sisi hatukuwasikiliza”

Meneja: “Ndiooo. Lakini mngeweza kama mngetaka”

Babu; aka give up na kumwambia mkewe andika cheki uwape,,

Bibi akaandika akampa meneja.

Meneja anaangalia anaona sh. 50,000

Akashangaa na kusema. “VP mbona hamsini tu?!!!'”

Bibi akajibu “450,000 ya kulala na mimi”

Meneja akajibu; “Lakini sijalala na wewe”

Bibi :“ungeweza kama ungetaka”

Bib muhun

 

[mwakyindi]

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naomba namba ya uyu waupande wakulia

 

[Sipendi Uchawa]

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[mwakyindi]

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dah wakubwa wanafaid jaman mzigo uwo 😭😭😭 Ayatu namm siku moj nitakuwa mkubwa nitafaid

 

[mwakyindi]

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nipic kali kumbe tokea mtoto

 

[Taavid]

 

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