Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Kelsea]

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Haki ya mama tena nusu nitupe simu

 

[mzabzab]

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Msigeuze mambo....mwanaume hawezi fikia kiwango hicho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mzabzab]

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Mambo gani yakutishana tena haya mrembo

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hahahaha

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hahahaha

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Sipendi Uchawa]

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Ingelitokea enzi za mwendazake tungewasikia wapinzani uchwara na mabwanyenye wakiitangazia dunia kwamba tz sasa sio mahalisalama. Lakini kwakuwa wanalamba asali, kimyaaaa.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ingelitokea enzi za mwendazake tungewasikia wapinzani uchwara na mabwanyenye wakiitangazia dunia kwamba tz sasa sio mahalisalama. Lakini kwakuwa wanalamba asali, kimyaaaa.

Mama ni "mwanasiasa" mzuri. Anajua kula na watu! Na hakuna mwenye jeuri mbele ya pesa!

 

[Sipendi Uchawa]

Nyoka pia ni Vituko????

Bro hapa kila mtu ana aina ya kitu kinachomvutia kupost. Ukiangalia hiyo picha, sio nyoka tu bali kuna pesa iko pembeni ya huyo nyoka. Ni sawa na lingeulizwa swali hapo "unaweza kuokota hiyo pesa?" Sioni ubaya wake.

 

[Sipendi Uchawa]

A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI

on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000. The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of

security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the

street in front of the bank.produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car

as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15

Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into

the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the

interest, which comes to 150.41. The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction
has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a

multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000 The Masai man replies: 'Where else in

NAIROBI can I park my car four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return???

akili mtu wangu

 

[Sipendi Uchawa]

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[Mawardat]

Haki ya mama tena nusu nitupe simu

Usinichekeshe mie

 

[Sipendi Uchawa]

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ama hakika sie twalamba asali

 

[Mawardat]

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Wallah hii kitu home bado tunaitumia,,,,kufunikia viazi,maboga wali nk.

 

[Mawardat]

 

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