Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Being single and still getting laid [emoji123][emoji123][emoji123]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kesho lazima nifuate pastor nione penye yeye hupeleka sadaka zetu[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

That moment when the invigilator stands besides you during exams, looks at your answer sheet and shout to the class "Read the questions carefully" [emoji2297][emoji24][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Especially if you ugly [emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Not funny [emoji51]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hata kama ulifanya History haikuwa uchukulie maji maji rebellion serious ivo....oga ata mara moja kwa wiki[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukinipata kwako na mtu wako ingia kitchen tupikie chai, vurugu achia wanasiasa [emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tenda Wema Uende Zako

Nimekuta panya ana struggle kuingia chini ya mlango wa jirani yangu… Nikagonga mlango Jirani kafungua panya akapenya mi nkaenda zangu….. Tenda Wema Uende Zako!!! Sipendi Ujinga mimi kwanini panya wa watu apate shida

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Social media is the only place where you can log in and abuse someone for being poor[emoji2815][emoji1787]then log out and drink your porridge without sugar peacefully [emoji13][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

So unalimwa kila Sunday after church na mabaharia na uko na guts za kusema "your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit??" Mlokole bladifakeni [emoji23][emoji23][emoji2710][emoji706][emoji706]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unakosa kufunga macho watu wakiomba alaf unaona crushie akitoa makamasi na nguo [emoji21][emoji174]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unatoka shopping unapatana na politician mnapigwa picha na yeye alafu baadae anapost "providing for the poor. Vote for me!"[emoji23]

 

[Ivan Breaker]

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[Depal]

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My current situation 😩

 

[Kirokonya]

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[Kirokonya]

.... mambo si haba!

 

[Kirokonya]

Siwezi kuficha!
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Like this!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Baba wa Taifa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Shauri zenyu

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kijana tafuta PESA.
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Wanaibiwaaa

 

[Mshana Jr]