Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Ivan Breaker]

Hata mi hii ni yangu

 

[Ivan Breaker]

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[Ivan Breaker]

 

[Ivan Breaker]

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[BlueIvy]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you can't give her money try to f*ck her well, uwezi kuwa kiwete pande zote mbili[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Me in heaven

Jonah, let's go fishing

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hata ukue na tako kubwa namna gani siku ya mazishi ni uso ndo tutaona[emoji88][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A good wife doesn't wear pants at home bcz of emergencies [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Heri kukuliwa dem kuliko avokado umeweka wiki mzima iive [emoji24]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushawai kupiga nyeto mpaka ukaita pillow sweetheart. Mi bado [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

She hates maths but she loves inches [emoji706][emoji706][emoji706]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some of us are single,,,,but sisi ndio tumeshikilia relationship yako[emoji23][emoji23]tukiamua unaachwa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tall girls please stop raising your legs during s^x, this lady just broke my bulb again[emoji31][emoji31][emoji24][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nobody. Absolutely no one:
Engineering student telling a joke [emoji23][emoji116]
:What happens when someone slaps you at a high frequency?

It Hertz. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji174]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Huyu nimekula kwake jana tayari ashaweka status ati, "feeding the poor" [emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Her: Beb nimeumwa na nyoka nitumie pesa ya hospitali
Me: Patia nyoka simu[emoji58][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unakumbuka ukiwa mdogo ukichapwa anataka kuhama utafute kwako, si uhame sasa[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Semen contains Zinc and Calcium both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay[emoji16].

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ama wizi wa mabavu ilianza ile siku Sir God alitoa rib moja kwa Adam akiwa amelala[emoji23][emoji848][emoji848]