Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Na usingizi unaisha ili uweze kufuatilia kinachoendelea kwa ukaribu [emoji16]

 

[Behat]

Tuma picha nzuri

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nilienda dutwa kwa wasukuma, nikakuta wanakaanga chapati kama andazi. Yani wanjza mafuta kwenye kaango (frying pan) kisha wanadumbukiza chapati inaiva humo

Ulienda Dutwa kutafuta nini? Ni zile dhahabu za pale ama?

Hizo hazikuwa chapati bali michembe labda. Na ulikosa wenyeji tu. Pale Dutwa kuna kamkahawa kamoja wanapika chapati nzuri sana kiasi kwamba mpaka huwa nazikumbuka [emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Washauri wengi wazuri wa ndoa na mahusiano ama wako singo au walishaachika. Hata hapa JF nafahamu wawili!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Washauri wengi wazuri wa ndoa na mahusiano ama wako singo au walishaachika. Hata hapa JF nafahamu wawili!

Watajeee[emoji322][emoji323][emoji322][emoji323][emoji322][emoji323][emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Taavid]

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Au unakufa, ukiwa pale lango kuu la kuingia motoni unaskia umati huko ndani unakushangilia[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Taavid]

kuna mbunge mmoja huko anaropoka kuwa waweke kodi mpk youtube,instagram etc,
hvi hawa wanajua hustle mpk yakufikia kulipwa kule......."wanapata hela nyingi wanaendesha ma V8 na hawalipi kodi"
like serious???

Viongozi wetu na wawakilishi wetu wengi hawakupaswa kuwepo kwenye hizo nafasi walizokuwepo[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Viongozi wetu na wawakilishi wetu wengi hawakupaswa kuwepo kwenye hizo nafasi walizokuwepo[emoji16][emoji16]

Haya hapa

 

[Mshana Jr]

CNP


YAKO NAMBA NGAPI NA NGAPI
KAMA UMEWAI FANYA HAYA TUBU.
1. Ndio nakuja ila ujue sikai sana
2. Nishukie wapi?
3. Saizi saa ngapi nataka kuondoka
4. Ubaya wako utaingiza yote
5. Uingize kichwa tu
6. Funga mlango kwanza
7. Sikai sana uharakishe
8. Tufanye tu na nguo nawahi bana
9. Navua lakini hatufanyi sana
10. Anza kuvua wewe kwanza
11. Hilo lote litaingia kwa nani?
12. Bana wee kua mpole kwani inaenda wapi?
13. Acha nivue mwenyewe usinichanie chupi yangu bana
14. Ngoja nikakojoe kwanza, choo kipo wapi?
15. Zima taa kwanza
16. Washa redio sasa kwanza
17. Fanya haraka nataka kuondoka, na kama hauna kondom sitaki
18. Nikipata mimba utajijua
19. Usiniharibie nywele zangu
20. Subiri nifunge nywele kwanza
21. Unaning'oa nywele wewe
22. Haya endelea sasa
23. Huko umeweka pengine weka hapa
24. Ingiza pole pole sasa na wewe, pupa tu ndo zimekujaa
25. Usiweke yote kwanza
26. Usimwagie ndani hivoo
27. Paka mate kidogo pamekauka
28. Oishiiii ulikua wapi siku zote (akishanogewa sasa apo [emoji16][emoji16])
29. Kwani umekula nini mbona humwagi? ( show imekua ya kibabe[emoji16][emoji16])
30. Kile cha kujipangusia kipo wapi?
JAMANI WANAUME TUNAKUTANA NA SHIDA ACHENI TU, NA HAPO TUNAKUA WAPOLEEEE KILA ANACHOSEMA INABIDI TUFATE TU[emoji28][emoji28]

UNAKUMBUKA NAMBA NGAPI NA NAMBA NGAPI HAHAHA

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

CNP


YAKO NAMBA NGAPI NA NGAPI
KAMA UMEWAI FANYA HAYA TUBU.
1. Ndio nakuja ila ujue sikai sana
2. Nishukie wapi?
3. Saizi saa ngapi nataka kuondoka
4. Ubaya wako utaingiza yote
5. Uingize kichwa tu
6. Funga mlango kwanza
7. Sikai sana uharakishe
8. Tufanye tu na nguo nawahi bana
9. Navua lakini hatufanyi sana
10. Anza kuvua wewe kwanza
11. Hilo lote litaingia kwa nani?
12. Bana wee kua mpole kwani inaenda wapi?
13. Acha nivue mwenyewe usinichanie chupi yangu bana
14. Ngoja nikakojoe kwanza, choo kipo wapi?
15. Zima taa kwanza
16. Washa redio sasa kwanza
17. Fanya haraka nataka kuondoka, na kama hauna kondom sitaki
18. Nikipata mimba utajijua
19. Usiniharibie nywele zangu
20. Subiri nifunge nywele kwanza
21. Unaning'oa nywele wewe
22. Haya endelea sasa
23. Huko umeweka pengine weka hapa
24. Ingiza pole pole sasa na wewe, pupa tu ndo zimekujaa
25. Usiweke yote kwanza
26. Usimwagie ndani hivoo
27. Paka mate kidogo pamekauka
28. Oishiiii ulikua wapi siku zote (akishanogewa sasa apo [emoji16][emoji16])
29. Kwani umekula nini mbona humwagi? ( show imekua ya kibabe[emoji16][emoji16])
30. Kile cha kujipangusia kipo wapi?
JAMANI WANAUME TUNAKUTANA NA SHIDA ACHENI TU, NA HAPO TUNAKUA WAPOLEEEE KILA ANACHOSEMA INABIDI TUFATE TU[emoji28][emoji28]

UNAKUMBUKA NAMBA NGAPI NA NAMBA NGAPI HAHAHA

Taifa la vijana wa hovyo...

Hainihusu hata moja. SYB ni mbinguni moja kwa moja [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Taifa la vijana wa hovyo...

Hainihusu hata moja. SYB ni mbinguni moja kwa moja [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hakamatikiiii mark my words[emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Siyo Msukuma. Trash [emoji706]