Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

moudgulf said:

Unapoenda kuchuma matunda kuwa muangalifuView attachment 1894829

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Anaogopa mende,akiliona hilo dude si atazimia

Foreva ende eva...Let's keep the fire burning

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moudgulf said:

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Huyu na bangi zina mdrive!!
Simu na mapenzi wapi na wapi!?

Wewe si ulimaanisha; wewe mshamba wa kisukuma na mimi mshamba wa kinyaki tunawowana?

Nimeshaku-pm namba ya kutuma muamala, naungoja hapa uuuuuuuuuuuh

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Wapi nimesema wewe mtumishi ni Mnyaki mshamba? Ukinionyesha natuma laki tatu sasa hivi na ushahidi naweka hapa!

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mawardat said:

Anaogopa mende,akiliona hilo dude si atazimia

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Kamwambie Eva aje akuchumie. Yeye ndiyo ana uzoefu wa kuchuma matunda baada ya kuona na kuongea na majoka

(...na mtu anaweza kuwa na fobia ya mende lakini nyoka kwake poa tu)

DellaPina said:

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Nimeipenda sana hii.

Nyalumana originally said:

yaani Jf huwezi kufa kwa stress kabisa

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Ukikifa umeamua mwwnyewe

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Ukimaliza sasa ndo majuto yanaanza hasa kama umefakamia peku peku. Hata plate namba za magari zinaanza kuwa na mauzauza. Mara uone AIDS mara ARVS ali mradi shida tupu

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Heaven Sent said:

Wewe si ulimaanisha; wewe mshamba wa kisukuma na mimi mshamba wa kinyaki tunawowana?

Nimeshaku-pm namba ya kutuma muamala, naungoja hapa uuuuuuuuuuuh

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Siyo kirahisi hivyo Mtumishi. Umejuaje kuwa nilikuwa namaanisha hicho na siyo kile? Unaweza kuthibitisha conclusively (and without any reasonable doubt) kuwa hicho ndiyo nilikuwa namaanisha na si kingine cho chote katika millions and millions of other possible meanings?

Dogo kula gwara

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

5,000 we unaiona ni ndogo? Jana umepigwa 5,000 na Voda imekuuma mpaka basi halafu leo unaidogosha kwa vile siyo yako?

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Umeona babu,yaani hela kamtumia baby wake,baby kasema hatoweza kujja barakoa haijakauka,

Sass unailudishaje,si unamuachia tu

Kweli hela yangu inaniuma hadi leo,japo nimepewa nyingine baada ya kuonwa nalialia sana

Heaven Sent said:

Mnatuonea sana

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CAGvsSPEAKER said:

Kwanza ningejichekesha kidogo,

then niseme"ngoja nitie baraka kidogo"

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Mkali wa hizi kazi

CAGvsSPEAKER said:

Weeee!!!!
Unaiona ndogo?
Hata buku 2 aisee narufisha.
Yaani anichune kirahisi hivyo?
Nene gete yaya kabisa kabisa!!!

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Lakini ni mpenzi wako wa kila siku

Yanini kusitisha muhamala??

Wapi wenyewe

Born1703 said:

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Mambo yangu hayo,kitengo cha michuzi
Tunaliaga kabla ya kuanza kupika

Jobless

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Kamwambie Eva aje akuchumie. Yeye ndiyo ana uzoefu wa kuchuma matunda baada ya kuona na kuongea na majoka

(...na mtu anaweza kuwa na fobia ya mende lakini nyoka kwake poa tu)

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eti "Eva"