Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[ngosha wa mwanza]

 

[Taavid]

 

[Angel Nylon]

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[Mshana Jr]

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[Taavid]

 

[Kingfisher]

"Wewe ni msukuma?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Dokta"
"Dogita"

"Wewe ni mhaya?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Ng'ombe"
« Ngombe »

´Wewe ni msambaa?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Corona"
"Coona"

"Wewe ni mchaga?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema hizo ‘nguo uzifue"
"Hiso nguo usifue"

"Wewe ni Mmakonde"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema mtu mkubwa"
"Ntu nkubwa"

"Wewe ni mhehe?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema karantini"
"karandini"

"Wewe ni muha?
"hapana "
‘Kweli?’
‘Ndiyo’
"sema ‘nne’"
« Ine »

"Wewe ni mkurya?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema uji"
« Uchi »

"Wewe ni mpare?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Samaki"
"Thamaki"

Wewe ni mmeru?
Hapana
Kweli?
Ndio
Sema parachichi!
"Barashishi"

Wewe ni Mnyakusa?
Hapa na
Kweli?
Ndiyo
Sema chupa ya chai!
" Kyupa ya kyai"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Hata kama ni mtumishi wao hawawezi kukubali

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Mtadili naye tena kivipi mwenyekiti? Mtamuua? Acheni vyombo vya haki vifanye kazi yake.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ndo imetoka hiyo

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Mmh!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Mahalagwe ya mbeiya

 

[Mshana Jr]

Ndo imetoka hiyo
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Kosa kubwa!

 

[Nuzulati]

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Aisee Mungu asaidie tuwe na katiba mpya huyu ni Shetani

 

[nasnay]

"Wewe ni msukuma?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Dokta"
"Dogita"

"Wewe ni mhaya?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Ng'ombe"
« Ngombe »

´Wewe ni msambaa?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Corona"
"Coona"

"Wewe ni mchaga?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema hizo ‘nguo uzifue"
"Hiso nguo usifue"

"Wewe ni Mmakonde"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema mtu mkubwa"
"Ntu nkubwa"

"Wewe ni mhehe?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema karantini"
"karandini"

"Wewe ni muha?
"hapana "
‘Kweli?’
‘Ndiyo’
"sema ‘nne’"
« Ine »

"Wewe ni mkurya?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema uji"
« Uchi »

"Wewe ni mpare?"
"Hapana"
"Kweli?"
"Ndio"
"Sema Samaki"
"Thamaki"

Wewe ni mmeru?
Hapana
Kweli?
Ndio
Sema parachichi!
"Barashishi"

Wewe ni Mnyakusa?
Hapa na
Kweli?
Ndiyo
Sema chupa ya chai!
" Kyupa ya kyai"

Faaanda za ilinga taaamu be!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Faaanda za ilinga taaamu be!

Hahaha