Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Foxhound]

Unanikumbusha movie ya kihindi Amitabh Bhachchan ni Mungu...
Salman khan analia kila siku kwann Anamuomba Mungu na hajibu maombi yake...
Basi siku Mungu akaamua akutane na Salman Khan...
Kisha akampa muda kidogo wa uwezo wa kusikiliza kila ombi la binadamu na kulijibu...
Salman khan akajibu maombi ya binadamu wote...
Alichokikuta Duniani ni vurugu tupu... Maana kuna majambazi yenyewe yaomba yaibe ila yasikamatwe, kuna watu leo hii wanatamani kuwa wanyama na si binadamu... Kuna mtu anatamani awe na mkeo ama dada yako ila ww hautak...

Kama umewahi kucheki Comedy za Jimmy Carrey. Kuna ile moja "Bruce Almighty"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Nilikuwa najua ni mwanaumeView attachment 1719574

Usinambie kuwa huyu ni mwanamke ...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mh !!!

 

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[Bushmamy]

Maisha yamebana sana kitaa, mpaka tunatumia vise kukamua dawa ya menoView attachment 1719414

Si bora utumie sabuni ya kipande tu Jamanii

 

[Bushmamy]

Kwanini

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Aaaah haaaaaa

 

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Kwanini

Aaaah haaaaaa

Bado nasubiri kuona mwandiko wa kiume. Unafikiri nimesahau? Muone !

 

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[Mshana Jr]

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Kiboko yaoView attachment 1719706

 

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kwanini

Aaaah haaaaaa

Ukiruhusu kutafuna mtu anaweza kutafuna hata robo kilo akitoka hapo ni kwenda kuongezea maji tu kitumbo ndii...

 

[Taavid]

Usinambie kuwa huyu ni mwanamke ...

Leo na mimi ndio nimejua kuwa huyo ni mwanamke

 

[Taavid]

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Samahani sana mkuu, nilijua tu lazima ungetia neno

 

[Taavid]

Mzee anawaza angekuwa chura

 

[Taavid]

Oyaa!

Aisee kama umeona basi