Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

 

[Kingfisher]

 

[Kingfisher]

 

[Mshana Jr]

*Domestic Mathafu*

Husband borrowed KSh 2,500 from wife

After a few days, he borrowed another KSh 2,500

When the husband asked her how much he owed, his wife said KSh 41,000.

When he asked her how this was possible, madam said
```
2 5 0 0
+ 2 5 0 0
____________
4 10 0 0
```
Husband is still searching for her maths teacher.

Moral of the story...
Avoid borrowing from wives

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

 

[Sauti ya Mamlaka]

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[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] hyo ni kaz ya wajumbe sio bard

 

[Sauti ya Mamlaka]

[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] hyo ni kaz ya wajumbe sio bard

Dah cjui mwandishi alikua anawaza nn hapa

 

[Atropine]

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[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] huyo mkewe ndio huyo mshikaji aliyeshikwa mkono!!

 

[Sauti ya Mamlaka]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] huyo mkewe ndio huyo mshikaji aliyeshikwa mkono!!

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[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

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[Goddess]

 

[sawima]

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[sawima]

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[sawima]

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[Sunguraaa]

#February2017

GWAJIBOY: Mimi siwezi kugombea ubunge kwa sababu nitakuwa nimejishusha chini. Ubunge kwangu ni demotion. Mimi ni mkubwa kuliko mbunge, mimi ni mkubwa kuliko Waziri, Mimi ni mkubwa kuliko Rais. Sema Amen.

WAUMINI: Ameeeeen.!

#July2020
GWAJIBOY: Itoshe tu kusema sasa nagombea ubunge jimbo la Kawe. Kuna watu wanasema eti ubunge ni kujishusha chini. Ngoja niwapasue sasa.

WAUMINI: Pasuaaaaa.!

GWAJIBOY: Ubunge sio kujishusha chini ni kupanua huduma, sema kupanua.

WAUMINI: Kupanua.

GWAJIBOY: Kupitia kanisa nilikua nafikia watu wa Dar es Salaam peke yake, lakini kupitia ubunge nitafikia taifa zima sasa. Napanua huduma. Sema kupanua.

WAUMINI: Kupanua.!

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