Mohammed Hamad
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- Jan 17, 2011
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Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; u were too sweet in bed 2day
Girl: waoh! u too, full of energy. I culd not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: let me kiss u gudnite
Girl: someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 mins
Then girl's brother appears at d gate and says;
"Dad says whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to ur conversation!
Intercom ni chombo cha mawasiliano kinachofungwa kwenye mageti ya nyumba nyingi za kisasa, kuna intercom ambazo unabofya kitufe na unawasiliana na mtu alie ndani na akikujua ndio geti linafunguliwa. Zipo intercom ambazo hata anaepofya kitufe anaweza kuonekana kwenye kisceen kidogo ndani ya mjengo.
Mvulana amaemshusha msichana nyumbani kwao akaweka mkono kwenye geti kujisapoti huku akimwinamia msichana na kumuuliza n aweza kukukiss?
Msichana: Hapana sio sasa nipo nyumbani
Mvulana: Tafadhali
Msichana: Hapana
Mvulana: Leo ulikuwa mtamu sana kitandani
Msichana: Waoh! wewe pia ulikuwa na nguvu sana sikuweza kuamini kama tulipiga round nne.
Mvulana: Naomba nikukiss busu la usiku mwema
Msichana: Pengine kuna mtu anatutizama nyumbani wanajua mimi bado bikra. Malumbano yaliendelea kwa muda wa dakika kumi.
Kaka wa msichana akatokea getini na kusema; "Baba anasema ikiwa unambusu au hutambusu hiyo ni uamuzi wako lakini mwambie huyo mwanaharamu atoe mkono wake kwenye kitufe cha intercom kila mtu ndani anasikiliza mazungumzo yenu"
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; u were too sweet in bed 2day
Girl: waoh! u too, full of energy. I culd not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: let me kiss u gudnite
Girl: someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 mins
Then girl's brother appears at d gate and says;
"Dad says whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to ur conversation!
Intercom ni chombo cha mawasiliano kinachofungwa kwenye mageti ya nyumba nyingi za kisasa, kuna intercom ambazo unabofya kitufe na unawasiliana na mtu alie ndani na akikujua ndio geti linafunguliwa. Zipo intercom ambazo hata anaepofya kitufe anaweza kuonekana kwenye kisceen kidogo ndani ya mjengo.
Mvulana amaemshusha msichana nyumbani kwao akaweka mkono kwenye geti kujisapoti huku akimwinamia msichana na kumuuliza n aweza kukukiss?
Msichana: Hapana sio sasa nipo nyumbani
Mvulana: Tafadhali
Msichana: Hapana
Mvulana: Leo ulikuwa mtamu sana kitandani
Msichana: Waoh! wewe pia ulikuwa na nguvu sana sikuweza kuamini kama tulipiga round nne.
Mvulana: Naomba nikukiss busu la usiku mwema
Msichana: Pengine kuna mtu anatutizama nyumbani wanajua mimi bado bikra. Malumbano yaliendelea kwa muda wa dakika kumi.
Kaka wa msichana akatokea getini na kusema; "Baba anasema ikiwa unambusu au hutambusu hiyo ni uamuzi wako lakini mwambie huyo mwanaharamu atoe mkono wake kwenye kitufe cha intercom kila mtu ndani anasikiliza mazungumzo yenu"
