vimbaumbau vs vibonge(utaoa yupi?)

[Fall Army Worm]

Kwahiyo nikimchukua kimbaumbau mkorofi, akala akanenepa anageuka kua kibonge mzembe?

Tabia na maumbile wapi na wapi?

Hoja nzuri, Lkn Nadhani hao ni wale wa kuzaliwa hivyo.

 

[- kANA -]

Ubishi jadi yako ety???

Ubishi maana yake nini?

 

[Shunie]

insta babe ww ukibonge umeupata lini kwani

alafu sitaki uniambie kuwa hadi sasa hivi unapokaa mvua hainyeshi

Insta babe nimenepa jamani

Hahahhaha mvua kwetu sasa hivi kila siku inapiga

 

[Jimmie Gatsby]

Insta babe nimenepa jamani

Hahahhaha mvua kwetu sasa hivi kila siku inapiga

hahahah.... nimekuona juz tu insta babe upo vile vile bhana ww siyo kibonge

 

[Shunie]

hahahah.... nimekuona juz tu insta babe upo vile vile bhana ww siyo kibonge

Umeanza mambo zako kwahiyo haujaona kidogo nimeongezeka insta babe

 

[Jimmie Gatsby]

Umeanza mambo zako kwahiyo haujaona kidogo nimeongezeka insta babe

hahaha.... yani nilivyorud kitu cha kwanza nilikunyatia kukuona... nikaona upo vilevile insta babe

sema tu umezidi kunona nahisi vyuma vilaini sana kwako

 

[Shunie]

hahaha.... yani nilivyorud kitu cha kwanza nilikunyatia kukuona... nikaona upo vilevile insta babe

sema tu umezidi kunona nahisi vyuma vilaini sana kwako

Hahahahahaha bwana ebu rudi uninyatie tena nimeongezeka kiduchu

Hahahaha vyuma inabidi tupambane navyo hivihivi insta babe

 

[Chief Editor]

Huenda ni kawa sawa ama la ila tutashea idea pamoja hawa ni viumbe wawili tofauti ebu ona sifa hizi

VIMBAUMBAU

(a)Ni wakorofi hatari
(b)Wana fitina kama ngedere
(c)Wasafi kupindukia
(d) Hawaoni aibu kuzozona na mumuwe
(e)Wepesi kukasirika
(f) Vigumu kulia, macho yanakuwa mekundu ,kanaongea povu kama lote
(g) Hawatongozwi sana so kuchepuka sio rahisi
(h) Wanajua kubana matumizi na ni wacahapa kazi
(i) wengi hawajiamini wanaishi kwa hisia
(J) Havizeeki kirahisi, mtu wa miaka 40 bado binti kabisa
Etc etc………

VIBONGE

(a) Wazembe hatari
(b) Wanajua kubembeleza
(c) Hawana mambo mengi muda wote kucheka tu
(d) Usafi ni changamoto wengi wachafu
(e) Mkikorofishana, ukitoka nje ukaja na ndizi ugomvi unaisha(wanapenda kula)
(f) Kubana matumizi ni changamoto wanajiachia sana
(g) Wanajiamini sana
(H) Wanazeeka haraka

Ongezeni sifa

Tafiti zinasema waliooa vibongo wanaishi maisha marefu Zaidi ya wale waliooa vimbaumbau😀😀😀😀

Kama hii ni kweli Niko on way kuepukana fitina yaani ndizi tu ushasolve mgogoro

 

[dingihimself]

Hii ya kwenu nimeipenda ya kipekee kuliko kuitana baby kila mtu anaita hivo

Haaha..tumezoea kujiita hvyo namuita dogo anaiita dogo..yaan hawez na siwez kumuita baba fulan..aku..hata ukweni tunaitanaga hvhv wanashangaa tu ..lol

 

[Hustler1]

Na sisi wa kawaida tunatabia gani

tatizo lenu mko busy mno, afu mnachukulia life serious kinoma. kuwanyima waume zenu ni kawaida.

 

[Finegirlone]

tatizo lenu mko busy mno, afu mnachukulia life serious kinoma. kuwanyima waume zenu ni kawaida.

Duuuuuuuh kumbe!

 

[Demi]

.... Nina kibonge mmoja nikichelewa kurudi tuu lazima niinunue kuku nusu na chips au ndizi na Serengeti light baridi, hata kama ni saa saba usiku ataamka kugonga....

😂😂😂 Wengi tupo hivyo