Uswahilini maisha ni adventure kila siku

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Napita maeneo ya shule ya msingi Tandale Magharibi, foleni ni ndefu na magari hayatembei, barabara imejaa kundi la kina mama wakiongozwa na kundi la matarumbeta eti wanaenda kumsuta mwanamke mmoja amepora bwana wao Magomeni na Kamtuliza maeneo ya Switi Kona.

 

[afrodenzi]

Hahahaha lol..
Umenikumbusha ule wimbo ..
"Hivi vituko vya uswahilini "
"Uswahilini kuna vituko "........

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

Yaah that is life.. uswahilini matola.

Lakini pamoja na hayo yote, wao hawana stress kama sisi, life goes on as usual.

 

[Mvua Ya Kiangaz]

Uswahilini ndo kuna maisha halisi...........mengineyo ni full of pretency tu, uswaz wako huru kusema,kufanya chochote hata kama kinamuumiza mwingine,yaani hakuna stress.....life goz on.

 

[Ulimakafu]

Napita maeneo ya shule ya msingi Tandale Magharibi, foleni ni ndefu na magari hayatembei, barabara imejaa kundi la kina mama wakiongozwa na kundi la matarumbeta eti wanaenda kumsuta mwanamke mmoja amepora bwana wao Magomeni na Kamtuliza maeneo ya Switi Kona.

Hizo ndo burudani za uswazi.

 

[Chimunguru]

Kabisaaaa!! uswazi maisha very easy! hakuna complication. Niliishi mbagala mitaa ya misheni pale yaani siku za mwanzo nilipata tabu sana kuelewa jirani akifua nguo anakuja anika kwa jirani kwenye kamba kabsaa yaani wala hawana wasi wasi, fanya hivyo sinza uone hahahahahahahah

 

[babukijana]

Sidhani hâta kama wana habari kwamba nchi wanaishi imeuzwa na kununuliwa siku nyingi

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Kabisaaaaa!! uswazi maisha very easy! hakuna complication. Niliishi mbagala mitaa ya misheni pale yaani siku za mwanzo nilipata tabu sana kuelewa jirani akifua nguo anakuja anika kwa jirani kwenye kamba kabsaa yaani wala hawana wasi wasi, fanya hivyo sinza uone hahahahahahahah

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mbona hii ndogo? Mi nilisha wahi azimwa boksa, jamaa alikuwa amepata demu mpya anataka amuoneshe kuwa yeye ana rock pamba za ma designer kisa... Imeandikwa Tommy Hilfiger... Jamaa aliiona nlipokuwa nimeianika kwenye kamba uani.

 

[Rose1980]

uswaz kujiachia...uzunguni kwenu ful maigizo.....
uswahilini wanaish kwa kanuni ya marxist...ther iz socialism on its own...uzunguni kuna LIBERALISM...tena ya kuiga ambayo ni mbaya saaaaana..everbody on its own wakat uhalisia atujafika uko bado....USWAZI KWA UKWEEE JAMAN....KARIBUN WOTE.

MAISHA NO STRESSS...KILA KITU NI POUUWAAA FRESH TU YAAN ILI MRAD JUA LINATOKA LIKIZAMA FRESH SIKU IMEKWENDA....

 

[Rose1980]

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mbona hii ndogo? Mi nilisha wahi azimwa boksa, jamaa alikuwa amepata demu mpya anataka amuoneshe kuwa yeye ana rock pamba za ma designer kisa... Imeandikwa Tommy Hilfiger... Jamaa aliiona nlipokuwa nimeianika kwenye kamba uani.

Ulimpa?

 

[Roulette]

mbona hii ndogo? Mi nilisha wahi azimwa boksa, jamaa alikuwa amepata demu mpya anataka amuoneshe kuwa yeye ana rock pamba za ma designer kisa... Imeandikwa Tommy Hilfiger... Jamaa aliiona nlipokuwa nimeianika kwenye kamba uani.

Hii too much!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Ulimpa?

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ukimnyima unaweza shushwa mshipa a.k.a busha. Nlimpa nikamwambia akae nayo kabisaaaaaa

 

[Rose1980]

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ukimnyima unaweza shushwa mshipa a.k.a busha. Nlimpa nikamwambia akae nayo kabisaaaaaa

ulifanya vyema....kesho yake angekuja kukwambia vip jamaa ile uja condom yeyote apo ndan....unazitupa\?
unwekee ntakuja kuzichukua ..nkiosha bas mpango mzima

 

[Nazjaz]

jamani kweli uswahilini kuna vituko. Sikumoja nilimtembelea dada huku Buguruni, dada huwa anakuitaga Bugz. Akaninunulia kitimoto. Mara kikaja kitoto cha jirani, kidoezi sana. Dada akamimina pilipili nyingi sana kwenye msosi hadi tukawa tunatokwa na machozi kwa kuwashwa, kale katoto kakawa kanakula harakaharaka, halafu kakaomba kama kuna pilipili imebaki tuongeze kwenye msosi. Yaani nilikoma mwenyewe

 

[MESTOD]

jamani kweli uswahilini kuna vituko. Sikumoja nilimtembelea dada huku Buguruni, dada huwa anakuitaga Bugz. Akaninunulia kitimoto. Mara kikaja kitoto cha jirani, kidoezi sana. Dada akamimina pilipili nyingi sana kwenye msosi hadi tukawa tunatokwa na machozi kwa kuwashwa, kale katoto kakawa kanakula harakaharaka, halafu kakaomba kama kuna pilipili imebaki tuongeze kwenye msosi. Yaani nilikoma mwenyewe

Uchoyo!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nazjaz]

uchoyo suna babu weee

 

[Rose1980]

Hii too much!

ehh avatar yako nzuri jaman...

 

[Ennie]

Kama nawaona vile na sare za madera. Huyo msutwaji atahama mtaa.

 

[Filipo]

Hayo mambo ya kwenda kumsuta mtu uswaz mbona ni mambo ya kawaida sana. Tena kuna watu wapo full matarumbeta na mavuvuzela ndio kazi yao. Unawakodisha kwa elfu 50 na wako tayari kutoka tandika hadi mwananyamala kwenda kupiga kazi. Hiyo ndio life ya uswaz!

 

[Kiranja Mkuu]

The doc told him that mast*rb*ting before
s*x often helped men last longer during
the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll
try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking
about where to do it. He couldn't do it in
his office. He thought about the restroom,
but that was too open. He considered an
alley, but figured that was too
unsafe.Finally, he realized his solution. On
his way home, he pulled his truck over on
the side of the highway. He got out and
crawled underneath as if he was
examining the truck. Satisfied with the
privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a
quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the
orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,
"What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's
going on down there?" The man replied,
"I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as
well check your brakes too while you're
down there because your truck rolled
down the hill 5 minutes ago."