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Usipocheka huna bandama (wengu)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by aduwilly, Sep 7, 2012.

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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Vichaa watatu waliamua kutoroka hospitalini Mirembe kwenda dodoma mjini wakiwa wamepeana majukumu tofauti tofauti, kichaa mmoja jukumu lake lilikuwa ni kuhesabu magorofa yote yaliyopo mjini, wa pili kazi ni kuhesabu magari yote yanayopita barabara kuu na watatu ni kuhakikisha kama wenzake wamepata majibu sahihi au wamefoji ili wawahi kumaliza, basi walipofika mjini .....*some text are missing*......
     
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    haha haha haha haha mbavu zangu jamani
     
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    Huwezi kuwa haujalewa...
     
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    Mbona sijacheka?
     
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    si ajabu wa tatu unayehakikisha wenzako hawafoji data
     
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    Naona kama umekatisha uhondo.
     
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    kichaa wa tatu akamua kutunza repot yake kwenye pc bila kujua akajikuta ameiandika kwenye jukwaa la joke basi bwana wakati anaifanyia editing ghafla umeme uka........
     
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    Wewe ni wa tatu bila shaka...
     
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    Inawezekana mkuu, maana hata heading yenyewe
    haieleweki: Bandama haliwezi kuwa wengu!!...
     
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    mi sijaelewa nomeoną tu kozungu kibovu tu... "some text are missing"
     
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    Alikuwa anapost akiwa choo cha stand huyo mara akasikia km gari linamuacha.
     
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    Hiyo yenye red ndo nini au mi mgeni?
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Who told u, ask Dr. Ulimboka 2 teach u da names of human being organs coz it seems dat u knw nothing concerning zem
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Huhitaji mtabiri kubashiri kuwa wewe ni fan wa mwana-FA,
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Jibu ni very simple, HUENDA HUNA BANDAMA
     
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    Nonsense! I don't need to ask someone about it, I know what am talking, stop arguing
    for something you don't even know. For your information I'm a medical personnel and
    I know the anatomy and physiology of human being. Bandama in English is called Pancreas,
    it is a gland organ in the digestive system and endocrine system of vertebrates. It produces
    several important hormones, including insulin, glucagon, somatostatin, and pancreatic polypeptide.
    And wengu is called Spleen, this is an organ similar in structure to a large lymph node, the spleen
    acts primarily as a blood filter. The spleen plays important roles in regard to red blood cells and
    the immune system. It is located in the left upper quadrant of the abdomen. I think now you know
    the different between them…
     
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    Hivi unaelewa kweli bandama ni nini na kazi zake?
     
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    Sijui atarudi?
     
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    Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Analeta ujuaji kwa mambo asiyoyajua...
     
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    Hivi mapupu ni nini vile kwa kiinglish?
     
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