Usingizi waweza kukuumbua...

Mtoboasiri · Dec 7, 2011

...Mzee wa baraza alikuwa anasinzia wakati kesi ya shambulizi la aibu ikiendelea.
Hakimu: Mlalamikaji hebu ieleze mahakama alichokuambia mshitakiwa.

Mlalamikaji: mheshimiwa maneno aliyoniambia hayasemeki.

Hakimu: basi yaandike.

Mlalamikaji akaandika: "Twende tukatombane". Akampa hakimu ambae baada ya kukisoma kikaratasi akawapa wazee wa baraza nao wakisome. Mzee wa baraza wa kwanza alipomaliza kukisoma (mwanamke) ikawa zamu ya yule anaeuchapa usingizi. Mama mzee wa baraza akamshtua toka usingizini na kumpa kile kikaratasi, jamaa kukisoma akasema "Eh! Sasa hivi?"

Mr.Professional · Dec 7, 2011

kudadadeki walahi tena jamaa sijui alikuwa na usongo au alikuwa anaota anatongoza ndo kakubaliwa then anaamka anakutana na msg kama hyo hapo ni full nomaaaaaaaa

jphty · Dec 7, 2011

Mtoboasiri said:
...Mzee wa baraza alikuwa anasinzia wakati kesi ya shambulizi la aibu ikiendelea.
Hakimu: Mlalamikaji hebu ieleze mahakama alichokuambia mshitakiwa.

Mlalamikaji: mheshimiwa maneno aliyoniambia hayasemeki.

Hakimu: basi yaandike.

Mlalamikaji akaandika: "Twende tukatombane". Akampa hakimu ambae baada ya kukisoma kikaratasi akawapa wazee wa baraza nao wakisome. Mzee wa baraza wa kwanza alipomaliza kukisoma (mwanamke) ikawa zamu ya yule anaeuchapa usingizi. Mama mzee wa baraza akamshtua toka usingizini na kumpa kile kikaratasi, jamaa kukisoma akasema "Eh! Sasa hivi?"

mkuu umetisha kaka

Jeho · Dec 7, 2011

We mkali Ova.

Mtoboasiri · Dec 7, 2011

Jamani! Sio mimi, ni yule Mzee wa baraza!

Katavi · Dec 7, 2011

ahahahaaah!! Imetulia.

Likwanda · Dec 7, 2011

Big Up, Umetisha.

Jaluo_Nyeupe · Dec 7, 2011

Mtoboasiri said:
Jamani! Sio mimi, ni yule Mzee wa baraza!

ndio uache kusinzia sasa. Hahahaaaaa!

mtamanyali · Dec 7, 2011

Mtoboasiri said:
...Mzee wa baraza alikuwa anasinzia wakati kesi ya shambulizi la aibu ikiendelea.
Hakimu: Mlalamikaji hebu ieleze mahakama alichokuambia mshitakiwa.

Mlalamikaji: mheshimiwa maneno aliyoniambia hayasemeki.

Hakimu: basi yaandike.

Mlalamikaji akaandika: "Twende tukatombane". Akampa hakimu ambae baada ya kukisoma kikaratasi akawapa wazee wa baraza nao wakisome. Mzee wa baraza wa kwanza alipomaliza kukisoma (mwanamke) ikawa zamu ya yule anaeuchapa usingizi. Mama mzee wa baraza akamshtua toka usingizini na kumpa kile kikaratasi, jamaa kukisoma akasema "Eh! Sasa hivi?"

ha ha ha ha ha

Erickb52 · Dec 8, 2011

Hii imenifungulia furaha ya siku nzima

THK DJAYZZ · Dec 8, 2011

Yap ! Nitafute nikupe zawadi ya X Mas plz. Umetishaa

Globu · Dec 8, 2011

Safi sana.

Qsm · Dec 8, 2011

umenifanya nianze siku vizuri

Brine · Dec 8, 2011

pravooooooooooooooooooo

Ulimakafu · Dec 8, 2011

Ha ha haaa,kaumbuka.

Kifulambute · Dec 8, 2011

nimkechekaaaaaaaaaaaa hadi nimekojoa kitone

mgodi · Dec 8, 2011

kweli wewe ni mtoboa siri, upo vizuri mkuu.

Clarity · Dec 9, 2011

u made my day

makuna · Dec 9, 2011

KIFULAMBUTE mpka umekojoa kitone, pole:lol::lol:

Lukansola · Dec 9, 2011

Mtoboasiri said:
...Mzee wa baraza alikuwa anasinzia wakati kesi ya shambulizi la aibu ikiendelea.
Hakimu: Mlalamikaji hebu ieleze mahakama alichokuambia mshitakiwa.

Mlalamikaji: mheshimiwa maneno aliyoniambia hayasemeki.

Hakimu: basi yaandike.

Mlalamikaji akaandika: "Twende tukatombane". Akampa hakimu ambae baada ya kukisoma kikaratasi akawapa wazee wa baraza nao wakisome. Mzee wa baraza wa kwanza alipomaliza kukisoma (mwanamke) ikawa zamu ya yule anaeuchapa usingizi. Mama mzee wa baraza akamshtua toka usingizini na kumpa kile kikaratasi, jamaa kukisoma akasema "Eh! Sasa hivi?"

Aisee nacheka sana kila nikifikiria, hii ni kali mkuu, mtu anaweza kuangua kicheko msibani.

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