Ushauri kwa wanaume

[tamuuuuu]

Jamani Miss chagga una nywele nzr,yani nikiziona tu me hoi kabisa

 

[miss chagga]

Jamani Miss chagga una nywele nzr,yani nikiziona v me hoi kabisa

toka huko be creative hayo nimeshaambiwa nataka jipya

 

[miss chagga]

Aiseeeeee
Mbona kama huu ujumbe una mtumia asiye weza kuona wala kuusoma?

kwa nini?

 

[Payer]

Ujumbe umemfikia popote alipo. Umenichekesha kwenye mpira

 

[miss chagga]

Yaani unaweza sinzia never to wake up kwa kweli.

naweza kunywa hata lita mbili za maji kwa namna navyo pata hasira kusikiliza huo ujinga wake aisee

 

[miss chagga]

Kuna mijanaume bwana ni janga la kitaifa.

They look so smart but their minds are so empty.

Hawanaga cha kuongelea.

Akishika topic ni hiyo hiyo.

Janga la kitaifa mpaka nimeshindwa janga la kitaifa linaitwaje in English.

Nisije sema wonder of the nation. lols. hahaaaa

ha ha ha haha... mpenzi wala usitafute kingereza ,..... alafu unakuta ni wabishi hawakubali lkuelekezwa yani huwa natamani kupanda juu ya mtiiii kwa kweli

 

[ERoni]

Kuna mijanaume bwana ni janga la kitaifa.

They look so smart but their minds are so empty.

Hawanaga cha kuongelea.

Akishika topic ni hiyo hiyo.

Janga la kitaifa mpaka nimeshindwa janga la kitaifa linaitwaje in English.

Nisije sema wonder of the nation. lols. hahaaaa

..lols, ndio umeamua kutuita " disaster" ya kitaifa eeh!!

 

[miss chagga]

Ujumbe umemfikia popote alipo. Umenichekesha kwenye mpira

siujui mpira mtu anakaza mesi mesi ... wakati mimi namjua drogba na kaka tu ...aiii

 

[ICHANA]

lazy ass dude hawawezi kujua what girls want atleast a player kidogo anaweza kujua
mi mzima hofu juu yako hivi unajua kama nakutamani sana ww!!!

Kazi ipo kiivi...kumbe kunitaman hakuna shida

 

[miss chagga]

Wanakuchosha sana miss chagga wetu, I love u

jamani i love ni sawa lakini si tunakutan lisaa limoja unasema ilove 50 hivi ni nini?

 

[ERoni]

Yaani hivi hivi a slow and painful death.

..sasa kama mko incompatible unategemea mtaongea nini, compatibility test ya kwanza ni flow ya stories...kama mtu umetoka nae out for a date alafu hata cha kuongea nae huna...unategemea nini!!!

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

jamani i love ni sawa lakini si tunakutan lisaa limoja unasema ilove 50 hivi ni nini?

he is addicted with that word

 

[Mwadunda]

nadhani wameelewa japo wameleta ubishi sana

Binafsi huwa naongea na wasichana/wanawake baada ya kazi nkichoka i just reflesh my mind siwezi kuwa serious but nabehave kulingana na kind of particular women

 

[Karucee]

Kwa nini nivumilie upuuzi?

I simply take the bill, pay and am off.

naweza kunywa hata lita mbili za maji kwa namna navyo pata hasira kusikiliza huo ujinga wake aisee

ha ha ha haha... mpenzi wala usitafute kingereza ,..... alafu unakuta ni wabishi hawakubali lkuelekezwa yani huwa natamani kupanda juu ya mtiiii kwa kweli

 

[Karucee]

hahahaaa. Mpaka disaster lilinitoka.

..lols, ndio umeamua kutuita " disaster" ya kitaifa eeh!!

Yeah like you and me are compatible. Unaweza kujikuta unawish the night never comes to an end.

..sasa kama mko incompatible unategemea mtaongea nini, compatibility test ya kwanza ni flow ya stories...kama mtu umetoka nae out for a date alafu hata cha kuongea nae huna...unategemea nini!!!

 

[Lovebird]

Baby ofisini/kazini/homu kwenu kuna mtu AMEUGUA DANGEUUUUUU?

 

[makoye78]

ha ha ha haha ha haha ha ni kweli lakini ndo nataka kujua mkuuu ,,,, i love i hate this words jamani tooo much mnaboa........ alafu tyta huku jf haina maana ndo maisha yangu ndo unipende uje unitongoze kisa nakaa sana mmu probably that is not me....

Hahahaaaaaa.... mkuu naona wajuaji wa mambo wamekushika pabaya! Mie nasubiri hoja zako tu, kulipangua hili!

 

[dist111]

wewe umekutana na kishoka, ukikutana na mjanja siku 2 utaomba ndoa ww!

 

[ITEGAMATWI]

Nawasalimu wote, mambo zenu, shikamoo wakubwa ila siwanyimi chochote unaruhusiwa kuomba

Nirudi kwenye mada jamani kaka zangu na rafiki zangu wa kiume kwenye swala la kumtongoza mwanamke mnaboa jamani kila ukija unaongela mambo ya mapenzi tu oooh i love you, oooh sijui unaumbo nzuri hivi jamani haya maneno yanachosha kila siku kuongelea hayo hayo.

Okey basi mwanamke najaribu kubadilisha mada hata tuongelee utamaduni wetu huna hoja unajiumauama kiuchumi ndo kabisa nakupoteza hivi niwaulize huwa mnafikiria nini kwenye akili zenu?

All over the way unafikiria kuniambia i love you mimi huwa unanichosha jamani lets talk about other issues nichekeshe, tuongeleee uchumi, okey basi be funny mtu anaishia kukwambia i love na kubusu busu mikono hivi ni nini lakini BE CREATIVE GUYS LOH TOOO MUCH

Unakuta mwanaumme unamuuliza what is your plan for future anaongelea vitu vya ajabu a wengine amna majibu yani mimi nachefuka moyo nikiona mwanume ajielewi natamani kutapika.

Basi wanaume jiongeze basi ongea love yes, hapo hapo ongelea uchumi, siasa na hata utamaduni ili nijue una upeo gani wa kufikiri loh, mpira usiongelee wala movie.

Ihope mtajiongeza kwa kweli, nawapenda wote.

Kweli wewe ni MISS CHAGGA

 

[ERoni]

hahahaaa. Mpaka disaster lilinitoka.

Yeah like you and me are compatible. Unaweza kujikuta unawish the night never comes to an end.

exactly..ngoja kwanza ile mambo ikae sawa! Lols