US Election Coverage 2008

[YNIM]

It is going to be Sarah Palin.....according to my sources.....

..afadhali hata huyo kuliko akileta hilo li-terrible Romney aka "Mitt Romney The Rude."

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Huyu ni nani? Babu asije akachemsha! Akimwacha Mittens amekwisha!!

The drop dead gorgeous governor of Alaska......

 

[YNIM]

Huyu ni nani? Babu asije akachemsha! Akimwacha Mittens amekwisha!!

Alaska Governor....politics za drill, drill, drill, drill here now!! hana ujanja, Mitt ni hovyo kabisa, kama atamchugua huyo mama ni ku-swing women votes....yaani ndio vi-trick vilivyobaki!!! kaaazi kweli.

 

[Susuviri]

By having a massive rally in Ohio where he'll intoduce the next vice president

Babu asitake ku-emulate ile rally ya Obama huko Ohio! Sijui atakuwa na watu wangapi? Lakini kwa vile RNC ni chama cha matajiri nadhani mtakuwa na uwezo wa kuwapeleka watu hata kwa ndege wajaze kidogo pale platform. Sasa na RNC vipi? Imeahirishwa? Uko Ohio au Minneapolis?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Babu asitake ku-emulate ile rally ya Obama huko Ohio! Sijui atakuwa na watu wangapi? Lakini kwa vile RNC ni chama cha matajiri nadhani mtakuwa na uwezo wa kuwapeleka watu hata kwa ndege wajaze kidogo pale platform. Sasa na RNC vipi? Imeahirishwa? Uko Ohio au Minneapolis?

We are monitoring Gustav very closely and we have contingency plans from A-Z in place......

 

[Susuviri]

Alaska Governor....politics za drill, drill, drill, drill here now!! hana ujanja, Mitt ni hovyo kabisa, kama atamchugua huyo mama ni ku-swing women votes....yaani ndio vi-trick vilivyobaki!!! kaaazi kweli.

YNIM: Shhhh! Usiwashtue Rethuglicans about Mittens, wacha wamchukue and let us have fun. Huyo Drop Dead Gorgeous Alaskan hana kitu, next to Bibi yako Hillary - Nyani! Alafu akienda kwenye debate of VP na Biden, Joe will have her for breakfast! Seriously! Afadhali hata Mittens can hold his own.
Hii ya kuswing women's vote hamna kitu, maana RNC is pro-life, kwa hiyo hawatapata maana hata wanawake walokole wataongea hadharani about pro-life wakiingia kwenye voting booth ni pro-choice.

 

[YNIM]

The drop dead gorgeous governor of Alaska......

drop dead gorgeous!? is that all she will bring in to the ticket?? au na huyu nae atamwambie akawanie "U-miss buffalo chip"!??

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

drop dead gorgeous!? is that all she will bring in to the ticket?? au na huyu nae atamwambie akawanie "U-miss buffalo chip"!??

She's the complete package, beauty and brains......stay tuned

 

[Susuviri]

We are monitoring Gustav very closely and we have contingency plans from A-Z in place......

I wish mngekuwa mme-monitor so closely Hurricane Katrina! Hamna lolote na Gustav! Babu and his rethuglicans need to re-group maana kumpiku Obama and DNC ni kaazi kwelikweli

 

[Susuviri]

drop dead gorgeous!? is that all she will bring in to the ticket?? au na huyu nae atamwambie akawanie "U-miss buffalo chip"!??

YNIM: ndo zao hawa! Wao wanataka mwanamke awe an ornament siyo a thinking human being. Na Cindy naye ditto, mpaka Babu alimwita a C**T mbele ya waandishi unafikiri kuna respect hapo - genuine respect? Haya tumwone huyo governor ataleta kitu gani maana she's unknown....

 

[Susuviri]

Haya Nyani - huyo Drop Dead First Lady wenu mtarajiwa Cindy ameshashushuliwa na dada yake, hii kesi inaendelea - Onyango ameshasema hana deni lakini Kathleen bado ana bifu:

Cindy McCain's half-sister tells Us Magazine that she won't help put her famous sibling in the White House:

"I'm not voting for McCain," Kathleen Hensley Portalski tells Us. "I have a different political standpoint.

"I'm voting for Obama," the Phoenix resident says. "I think his proposals to improve the country are more positive and I'm not a big war believer."

...

Portalski's son Nathan, an aerospace machinist, is also backing Obama.

"I wouldn't vote for John McCain if he was a Democrat," he tells Us. "I would not vote at all before I'd vote for him.

"I question whether Cindy is someone I'd want to see in the White House as first lady," he adds.


Portalski went public with her connection to the McCains after hearing Cindy say on the trail that she was an only child.

"I'm upset," she told NPR. "I'm angry. It makes me feel like a nonperson, kind of."

"It's terribly painful," Portalski added. "It is as if she is the 'real' daughter. I am also a real daughter."

The Washington Post subsequently reported that Cindy has another half-sister who seems to have slipped her mind:
Before her marriage to Hensley, Johnson had a daughter, Dixie Burd, by a previous relationship. Burd, who is much older than Cindy, could not be reached for comment

 

[Rev. Kishoka]

Susuviri,

Siyo tropical storm Gustav,ni visingizio mia, ni Tropical Storm hurricane Obama imewatikisa Rethuglicans jana mpaka wamenywea!

Hivi ikiwa NeoCon kama Pat Buchanan alibubujika machozi ya tumaini na furaha unategemea nini kutoka kwa Mzee wa Gasolina?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Go McCain Go....

 

[Susuviri]

Go McCain Go....

Hongera sana Nyani mjukuu wake McCain kwa kufanikiwa kubadili jina lako! Finally umepata ubatizo wako just in time for RNC! And it's extra special because it happened on your Babu's birthday!!

 

[Mwanamalundi]

Nyani, usipoteze identity yako mkuu. Kama umependa hilo jina la McCain, kwa nini usijiite Nyani Ngabu McCain??

 

[Susuviri]

Susuviri,

Siyo tropical storm Gustav,ni visingizio mia, ni Tropical Storm hurricane Obama imewatikisa Rethuglicans jana mpaka wamenywea!

Hivi ikiwa NeoCon kama Pat Buchanan alibubujika machozi ya tumaini na furaha unategemea nini kutoka kwa Mzee wa Gasolina?

DUh! Pay Buchanan alitoa chozi! Hiyo kali, ngoja nianze kutafuta YouTube! Icadon niwekee hapa still picture nione! Hivi Gustav ni Tropical storm kumbe? Hawa RNC ni wazushi, kweli Obama kawatisha!

 

[Susuviri]

It is not Palin!!!!

Spokeswoman Says Palin Is In Alaska: The governor's office throws water on rumors that she will be McCain's surprise pick.

Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., is in Dayton, Ohio, awaiting a high noon event at which the campaign has said the Republican contender will announce his running mate.

But one person who will not be there: Palin. The Governor's spokesperson, Sharon Leighow, tells ABC News she's going to the State Fair in Anchorage, Alaska.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

From a solidly reliable source, I am being told it will be Meg Whitman......an excellent choice indeed....

 

[Nyambala]

Nyani hebu cheki sources zako maana inaonekana..........

Palin is in Alaska


ABC News' Kate McCarthy Reports: As vice presidential speculation swirls, Gov. Sarah Palin is watching the fireworks from her home in Wasilla, Alaska.

Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., is in Dayton, Ohio, awaiting a high noon event at which the campaign has said the Republican contender will announce his running mate.

All eyes are on a short list of contenders including Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, former Govs. Mitt Romney and Tom Ridge, Sen. Joe Lieberman, I-Conn., and Palin.

But the possibility of a surprise pick also looms as the McCain camp remains mum at this hour about just who will be joining their candidate on stage in battleground Ohio.

But one person who will not be there: Palin. The Governor's spokesperson, Sharon Leighow, tells ABC News she's going to the State Fair in Anchorage, Alaska.

 

[Susuviri]

Nyani, usipoteze identity yako mkuu. Kama umependa hilo jina la McCain, kwa nini usijiite Nyani Ngabu McCain??

Mwanamalundi: Nyani ameshabatizwa! Mwache na Babu yake, he has finally found a place with the GOP!