Unajua kutongozaa?

jmushi1 · Dec 27, 2011

"Lets go back to ma roommy room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..."

Kongosho · Dec 27, 2011

aende kwenye mapresha
siasa na tehama

mie hapa, nilishatungua ubongo
nimeupumzisha kabatini
chit chat tu na MMU kwa mbali

Excellent said:
Hii ni chit chat usimhukumu aliyeta post,kama wewe hupendi kutongoza/kutongozwa usingejipitisha kwenye hii thread.

Viol · Dec 27, 2011

kongosho said:
niko kama avatar yangu.
Acha kwanza utanipeperushia ndege wangu
kakaribia kabisa kulalia kisu nimchinje

Dah we mjanja bhana,unajifanya wa kike,kwa hiyo style unaweza kumchukua mke wa mtu

Viol · Dec 27, 2011

kongosho said:
aende kwenye mapresha
siasa na tehama

mie hapa, nilishatungua ubongo
nimeupumzisha kabatini
chit chat tu na MMU kwa mbali

wengine wanajifanya wapo serious na ukombozi wa taifa wakati wanamegewa wake zao.

Dr Lizzy · Dec 27, 2011

kongosho said:
sitaki kuwa shahidi
labda chai ya baridi

Hahahhaahha!Una mambo wewe!!

Mtazamaji · Dec 27, 2011

Mstari wangu wa kwanza mara ya kwanza ( 1st enconuter ) huwa unaanza hivi.

Mtazamaji : " Habari yako dada ? "

nasubiri jibu tuendeleeeeeee

TIMING · Dec 27, 2011

Yegomasika said:
Huyo ntoto ulontongoza hapo lazima anatokea Kiembe Samaki huyo ati!.

hapan'na shekhe... huyo antokea nchamawimba ati, ana shangazi yake nkule bwejuu weye

TIMING · Dec 27, 2011

there was a comedian who asid that the ebst way kutongoza ni kwenda straight na kuomba sex!!!:embarassed2:

Dr Lizzy · Dec 28, 2011

Mtazamaji said:
Mstari wangu wa kwanza mara ya kwanza ( 1st enconuter ) huwa unaanza hivi.

Mtazamaji : " Habari yako dada ? "

nasubiri jibu tuendeleeeeeee

Habari yangu imefanyaje. . . ?

jmushi1 · Dec 28, 2011

"You are so amazingly... wonderfully... beautifully... awesomely... maybe... no most definitely the most precious of all precious things"

You deserve the world, and I know I can't give that to you. So I'll give you the next best thing....my world.

Duduwasha · Dec 28, 2011

lete hiyo nataka sasa hivi kabra sijaenda kazini

Duduwasha · Dec 28, 2011

Please be mine My darling dear
Love you all the time
I'm just a fool
A fool in love with you

Viol · Dec 28, 2011

MTM said:
there was a comedian who asid that the ebst way kutongoza ni kwenda straight na kuomba sex!!!:embarassed2:

nikiwaza ni kama kuna kaukweli flani

Coolbaby · Dec 28, 2011

mpoleeee said:
pima uwezo wako wako mwaga mistari huwez jua labda utatoka na kimwana ama mkaka wa haja.

Sikia inno hisia zangu nisha direct kwako so sioni haja ya kunitesa mi,u must knw dat i love u and i can live without u bt i dnt want it to be like dat coz my heart has choosen u...ooh baby u dnt knw wat ur missing

Mtazamaji · Dec 28, 2011

Lizzy said:
Habari yangu imefanyaje. . . ?

Ni salaam nakusbahi

mpoleeee · Dec 28, 2011

MTM said:
there was a comedian who asid that the ebst way kutongoza ni kwenda straight na kuomba sex!!!:embarassed2:

can i uz the same line on u?

mpoleeee · Dec 28, 2011

@walioelekeza mistar kwang roho yang ipo kwingine

mpoleeee · Dec 28, 2011

Lizzy said:
Aiseeee, . . .
Mshindi atazawadiwa?

kupat mpz zawad tosha

mpoleeee · Dec 28, 2011

Katavi said:
Mbona unajihami? Subiri mistari...

sijhami ndio ukweli

mpoleeee · Dec 28, 2011

kongosho said:
akina rrrrr, wana mistari hii

1. Rara nikurare
2. Rara nikurenge
3. Uchue mi panga rangu rinataka kukuchoma

kuniraraaa kutahusisha kundondokea?

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