The American said, "We were the first on the
moon!"
Mugabe said, "So what, we're going to be
the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each
other and shook their heads. "You can't land
on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
To which the Mugabe replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. we're going at night!"