...Ume mpendea nini...

[Madame B]

....,,,ha ha ha ha Ngoja madame atakujibu

Abeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Umeniita????????????????
Wanan'tafuta hao.

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Ha ha ha ha Hooooooo,
Hapana bhana, Kumnyima mtu kitu dhambi,na mfungo huu ndo kbsaaaa,
Ngoja nipige dua ili hyo zali la LIKE linidondokee.
Yeye hataki kutuma salamu?
Atusalimie basi hata wana ChitChat jamaniiiiiiiii

Suprise iz better than Promise
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[St. Paka Mweusi]

Abeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Umeniita????????????????
Wanan'tafuta hao.

Ipo siku utapatikana tu...

 

[Roulette]

Ha ha ha ha Hooooooo,
Hapana bhana, Kumnyima mtu kitu dhambi,na mfungo huu ndo kbsaaaa,
Ngoja nipige dua ili hyo zali la LIKE linidondokee.
Yeye hataki kutuma salamu?
Atusalimie basi hata wana ChitChat jamaniiiiiiiii

Paw, njoo huku unaitwa. Uwe unakumbuka kuja kutusabahi huku chit chat from time to time bwana, ndio nini sasa kujifungia ofisini muda wote?

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

Abeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Umeniita????????????????
Wanan'tafuta hao.

Mupe vidonge vyake anatamani tamani ovyo wake za watu...kale ka ten komandment akatendei haki.
Nanukuu> usimtamani mke wa jirani yako.

 

[Madame B]

Ipo siku utapatikana tu...

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Mimi ni kama Osama wa pili.
Ukinipata tutakufa wote

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Mupe vidonge vyake anatamani tamani ovyo wake za watu...kale ka ten komandment akatendei haki.
Nanukuu> usimtamani mke wa jirani yako.

Paka kaumbwa kutamani jamani mkimkataza kutamani mtakuwa hamjamtendea haki...

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

.
Mimi ni kama Osama wa pili.
Ukinipata tutakufa wote

Na navyopenda kufa na warembo kama wewe,basi na iwe kama unenavyo......

 

[Madame B]

Paw, njoo huku unaitwa. Uwe unakumbuka kuja kutusabahi huku chit chat from time to time bwana, ndio nini sasa kujifungia ofisini muda wote?

Yani nashukuru kumbe hata nawe umeliona hilo jambo.
AC sometime zinaumiza kifua!!!!!!!
Toka huku nje utupatiemo japo ki-salamu.
Huku nje kuna hatari.....!!!!
Watu tuko juu ya haya makitu ilimradi tukuone

 

[Madame B]

Na navyopenda kufa na warembo kama wewe,basi na iwe kama unenavyo......

Umdhaniae ndie kumbe.............!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Umdhaniae ndie kumbe.............!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashalaaaaah,hivi leo ni chungu cha ngapi vile..??Me naona siku hazendi ivo..

 

[Leak]

Na navyopenda kufa na warembo kama wewe,basi na iwe kama unenavyo......

wewe kwa nini unavizia wake za watu usiku?

 

[Leak]

Umdhaniae ndie kumbe.............!!!!!!!!!!!!

njoo ulale huyo paka ata kupalua uso!

 

[Madame B]

Mashalaaaaah,hivi leo ni chungu cha ngapi vile..??Me naona siku hazendi ivo..

Unavyoiulizia,utadhani umefunga,kumbe kobe.

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

wewe kwa nini unavizia wake za watu usiku?

Mh,rutta,hujalala kumbe,ni bora ningegongwa na tela la punda kuliko kusoma ujumbe huu....

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

njoo ulale huyo paka ata kupalua uso!

Unavyoiulizia,utadhani umefunga,kumbe kobe.

Ukisikia ngoma si yako kibwaya cha nini ndio leo, nishaanza kukuonea wivu Madame B ujue....

 

[Asprin]

Hapa nadhani nitahitaji msaada wa babu Asprin kutafsiri ujumbe huu..

Kwa heshima ya mwezi mtukufu wa Ramadhani, ntakujibia PM. Ila nakutahadharisha, cheza mbali na Madame B. Mziki mkubwa huo tuachie wakongwe tulioshindikana LOOL

 

[princess enny]

Yupo pemben amekuona...wifi yako anadeka sanaa hataki ninyanyuke...

heeeee nawe mdekeze!!!! raha ya kudeka upate wa kumdekeza!!

 

[Madame B]

Ukisikia ngoma si yako kibwaya cha nini ndio leo, nishaanza kukuonea wivu Madame B ujue....

Wewe acha kunionea wivu,
utaiacha dunia ingali bado unaipenda.

 

[Ruhazwe JR]

Wewe acha kunionea wivu,
utaiacha dunia ingali bado unaipenda.

hajui kama walikuwepo akina Ruhazwe JR wakakupiga chini?
ndugu ya St. Paka Mweusi hapa ni eat and run hakuna kujenga kibanda,huyu alisha kubuhu huwezi kumili used ambayo kila siku ipo kwenye mnada