...Ume mpendea nini...

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Mshindwe na Mlegezwe,
Nitawageuza nyani mimi?
Au humjui kama baba yangu ni Dr Nanilii wa pale Mwananyamala?
Nitawatumia Popobawa hapo mlipo.

Kushindwa haiwezekani,kulegezwa itakuwa ngumu kidoooogo,kugeuzwa nyani hapo labda ufafanue au ulikuwa unamaanisha Nyani Ngabu,suala la baba wa mwananyamala wala siogopi mi ntakuitia mjomba wangu,ukimshinda huyo basi namwita babu yangu Lugalanzula,ukimleta popobawa nasema naye mi ndo shetani sasa sijui nyumba ya shetani popobawa anaingiaje subiri tu mfungo uishe mama tucheze baikoko asi utanifundisha eeh..

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Bado tunajibu suali au tumeshaingia kipindi cha salam?

Nakutamani kweli,umeninyima LIKE,yaani ungekuwa karibu yangu ..................

 

[Roulette]

Nakutamani kweli,umeninyima LIKE,yaani ungekuwa karibu yangu ..................

Astaghafirulah (X3)! Mwezi mtukufu huu, tena mi mke wa watu, huoni aibu kunitamani?

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

He could make me laugh... ndio jibu langu. Salam zangu zimfikiw Katastrofist popote pale alipo (PS: hausiki)

Huyo uliemtaji ndo sweetguy wako eeeh

 

[Madame B]

He could make me laugh... ndio jibu langu. Salam zangu zimfikie Katastrofist popote pale alipo (PS: hausiki)

Haya bhana.
Pedeshee la kike Roulette nakati ya JF,mutu ya watu
Salamu zimefika.
Nisalimie Paw.
NAMNA HIYO UJUMBE KISHA SALAMU.
Hiyo Like ya 5000 nipe mie.

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

Nakutamani kweli,umeninyima LIKE,yaani ungekuwa karibu yangu ..................

...Jela is loading..

 

[Roulette]

Huyo uliemtaji ndo sweetguy wako eeeh

NImesema hausiki. Huyo nilie mtaja ni family friend, I have known him for 15 years. Ila na Mzee yuko humu humu.

 

[Roulette]

...Jela is loading..

Mchuzi, unastahili like...

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Astaghafirulah (X3)! Mwezi mtukufu huu, tena mi mke wa watu, huoni aibu kunitamani?

Usishtuke mama kiswahili lugha yetu kutamani mtu anaweza kutamani hata kukuletea zawadi,au akakutamani kukusimulia hadithi,au akatamani akutane nawe,kama mi nilikuwa natamani nikuone tu usishtuke lakini mke wa mtu sawa eeehh..

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

NImesema hausiki. Huyo nilie mtaja ni family friend, I have known him for 15 years. Ila na Mzee yuko humu humu.

Hapa naona kidogo munkar ulikuwa kwny slope

 

[Roulette]

Haya bhana.
Pedeshee la kike Roulette nakati ya JF,mutu ya watu
Salamu zimefika.
Nisalimie Paw.
NAMNA HIYO UJUMBE KISHA SALAMU.
Hiyo Like ya 5000 nipe mie.

Hahahaha, like kwa sababu umetoa ujumbe kisha salam? mbona na mimi nilifanya hivo hivo? haya subiri nione kama itakua yako. Paw mzima, bila shaka salam zimemfikia.

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Mchuzi, unastahili like...

Ukimpa kwenye mada hii naandamana,maana mi ndio amenikoti,na ntafanya juu chini tugawane hiyo like

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

Mchuzi, unastahili like...

Nizawadie nikiamka tu..baada ya kumkumbuka God,nacheki heavy like

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Haya bhana.
Pedeshee la kike Roulette nakati ya JF,mutu ya watu
Salamu zimefika.
Nisalimie Paw.
NAMNA HIYO UJUMBE KISHA SALAMU.
Hiyo Like ya 5000 nipe mie.

Madame B karibu daku nilikuwa jikoni naiandaa......

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Nizawadie nikiamka tu..baada ya kumkumbuka God,nacheki heavy like

Nishasema naandamana....

 

[Madame B]

Kushindwa haiwezekani,kulegezwa itakuwa ngumu kidoooogo,kugeuzwa nyani hapo labda ufafanue au ulikuwa unamaanisha Nyani Ngabu,suala la baba wa mwananyamala wala siogopi mi ntakuitia mjomba wangu,ukimshinda huyo basi namwita babu yangu Lugalanzula,ukimleta popobawa nasema naye mi ndo shetani sasa sijui nyumba ya shetani popobawa anaingiaje subiri tu mfungo uishe mama tucheze baikoko asi utanifundisha eeh..

Mungu atakulaani,
Na mwaka huu utamsaka sana Mchawi wako.
Dawa yako iko jikoni inachemka.

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

Ukimpa kwenye mada hii naandamana,maana mi ndio amenikoti,na ntafanya juu chini tugawane hiyo like

mtakatifu Paka acha wivu...we jiandae kwenda jela,umevunja Amri kumi za Mungu,Umemtamani Mke wa mtu..

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

Nishasema naandamana....

....,,,ha ha ha ha Ngoja madame atakujibu

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Mungu atakulaani,
Na mwaka huu utamsaka sana Mchawi wako.
Dawa yako iko jikoni inachemka.

Wasiwasi wala sina na wakati ndio sasa kashanihakikishia ushindi mbona raha mwaka huu....

 

[Madame B]

Hahahaha, like kwa sababu umetoa ujumbe kisha salam? mbona na mimi nilifanya hivo hivo? haya subiri nione kama itakua yako. Paw mzima, bila shaka salam zimemfikia.

Ha ha ha ha Hooooooo,
Hapana bhana, Kumnyima mtu kitu dhambi,na mfungo huu ndo kbsaaaa,
Ngoja nipige dua ili hyo zali la LIKE linidondokee.
Yeye hataki kutuma salamu?
Atusalimie basi hata wana ChitChat jamaniiiiiiiii