Juz nimeenda kwenye kipub cha mwanangu alinipigia simu kulikuwa kuna kipati uchwara walichinja mfugo, Mwanajesh akiwa anaenda vitani anabeba silaha(nikabeba ndom nikatia mfukon) lolote linaweza kutokea. Nimefika pale watu wanachoma nyama na kula vinywaji,
Nikakamata kinywaji changu Absolut Vodka, this is a premium vodka crafted in Sweden, nikaelekea pemben kabisa nikatulia nasoma mazingira...I am sitting on the side line like a perv.
Wale madogo waloandaa party wakademand wanataka wanawake waje party linoge wao watasimamia show, mwenye pub(who is my friend) akayaita mapaka yakaja pale, yalikuwa kama sita, ndugu wasomaji kuna mipaka kama minne ina mitako pale ile mbaya, yan daah wanaume sisi na matako acha tu, AKILI IKANIRUKA.
Nilikuwa niko busy na simu ikabidi nipunguze matumiz ya simu niwe naangaza angaza hata ile midude moyo wangu uridhike, sina la kuwafanya sina hela madogo ndio wanasimamia izo show me vinywaji vyangu najinunulia mwenyewe ila nyama nakula zao, Nyama za bure. Nilishawah kuwaambia ukiwa huna hela usijihusishe na wanawake achana nao watakuzingua... anyways..
MAPAMBANO YALIPOANZA
Dem mmoja alikaa uelekeo wa washroom na madogo wamewatandazia drinks mpaka ile noma, nikapita nikaenda washroom nikampita hata bila salam, wakati narud uzalendo ukanishinda NIKAENDA MPAKA ALIPOKAA NIKAMSALIMIA THEN NIKAMNONG'ONEZA, "Nikiwa mkubwa na mimi nataka niwe na mwanamke anatako kama wewe", akasmile then nikajitambulisha then nikamuuliza unaitwa nani akasema anaitwa jane, nkamwambia nlishawah kuwa mwanamke anaitwa jane anasmile kama yeye and ni mzuri kama yeye, nikamalizia wakina jane mmebarikiwa sana, akajibu amina, nikasepa nikaenda kukaa... MWANAUME MY ICE BREAKER WORKED, NOW NAEZA ENDA MSEMESHA ANYTIME SI WE HAD OUR CONVO AND IT WAS NATURAL..
Nimerud kukaa nlipokaa nachekecha napataje hata laki mbili niwe na confidence dem anatandika savanna wenyewe wanasema its dry but you can drink it....FAST FORWARD
Nimepiga simu kwa mwanangu anaenikwamuaga, hakupokea nikanyuti after like half an our akapiga nikaona nisiongelee pale nizunguke ule upande wa washroom hakuna kelele sana nibonge nae nikamweleza shida yangu akanielewa nimekata simu na mwamala unaingia, ile namaliza kuongea yule mwanamke akaja nae anaongea na bwanaake nataka kumsemesha akanipiga shssss ya kidole mdomoni(nlijua ni mumewe sababu anamkaripia awah kurud home, nilijuaje anamkaripia niliona facial expressions za yule demu na namna alivyokuwa anajibu).
Wakuu pombe zilikuwa zishaanza kukolea ikabid nijibaze kuna kama kijumba kingine pemben ya washroom chin pako wazi juu kuna tenk la maji ukisimama kwa nyuma hakuon mtu yeyote anaekuja washroom anakuona ila wewe unawaona wakija,
Alivyomaliza kuongea kaja moja kwa moja nilipo kunisikiliza nlikuwa nataka kusemaje si aliona uelekeo, wala sijauliza nikamwingiza kwenye uwazi pale chin ya tank nikaanza kumtomasa, anasema lakin me mke wa mtu me sielewi, shika shika nikainamisha vaa ndomu piga cha ushindi kimoja dakika 5 demu analalamika tu, usinitombe kama tupo nyumbani, mara tamu ashhhh ingiza yote kudadeki anatia midadi huyo, aisee demu tamu lile ntakuja kulitomba kweli kweli... Nikamwacha atangulie me nkapita njia nyingine nkaenda mpesa nkafyatua ela zangu nikarud mwepesi nimeacha vijana wanahangaika kutongoza wakati me nshakula na namba nshapewa, mwenye pub mwenyewe kalitaman likamdanganya liko bleed [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. Maisha hayatak complications hizi hizi laki zetu tunaish nazo..