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Ukisusa wenzio wanakula

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BAK, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

    And he began "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them."He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ....'"Please.... you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
  2. Masanja

    Masanja JF-Expert Member

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    Babu mambo yako mazito babu...yaani kweli kabisa..heading inaendana na content!
  3. Mwawado

    Mwawado JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh nakubali Mjomba kweli kufa kufaana!!!
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    Kasana JF-Expert Member

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    kwa sentensi namba 3, yaelekea alikuwa anakitumia.
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    DAR si LAMU JF-Expert Member

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    ..lakini hilo neno ni past tense!

    ..hata ile jeans alikuwa anaitumia!

    ..point hapo ni kuwa hatumii tena,kwasasa!

    ..waswahili wanasema "usipomlisha mwanao,atakula vya wenzako"
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    Shemzigwa JF-Expert Member

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    alikua anatumia na aliekua nae sasa anataka kutumia pia na huyu
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    oscar73GJH Member

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