Ugua pole Sweetlady

[Mungi]

Kweli kabisa Mungi! Kule ni full stress+bp+kisukari+massive stroke+et al=APOLLO-INDIA.

Huku ni tofauti, manake tunajua mpaka vazi atakalovaa King'asti kesho hahaaaaaaaaaaa, huu ndo uzuri wa chitchat, hakuna ban wala onyo loh!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

sweetlady

 

[Arushaone]

mmmhhh!! mama kadogoo i guess umebeba ka-mimba wewe! no wonder nitonye katangaza talaka kukwepa majukumu! pole mwaya, pole sana!

Shkamoo bibi cacico, babu mzima? Nitawaletea ugoro kesho.

 

[Lily Flower]

Hahaaaaaaaaa .................. hapo ndo umenoa kabisa, ukitaka kunichuna lazima unitumie M-PESA kwanza kama wanavyofanyaga sweetlady na Lily Flower

Hivi hapa nimesikia vibaya au ni upepo umepita na haya maneno.

Pole sweetlady kwa malaria Mungu atakuponya tu kazana na dozi umalize.

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Huku ni tofauti, manake tunajua mpaka vazi atakalovaa King'asti kesho hahaaaaaaaaaaa, huu ndo uzuri wa chitchat, hakuna ban wala onyo loh!

Unahusika katika kuvuruga ndoa ya nitonye na sweetlady

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

St. Paka Mweusi naomba nikae kimya maana nikiongea ntazidi kuumia...

Unanitupa sana marejesho mama,mi nilishakwambia huyu Filipo huyu dawa yake na sisi tumuonyeshe mapenzi yetu ili aingie wivu wewe ukamuogopa unaona sasa...Copy: Filipo

 

[Filipo]

Vingi Viulizo Mungi . Mbona wewe unayajua haya zaidi ya nitonye? Filipo embu njoo na wewe utuhakikishie hili jambo.....

Hata wewe una mashaka na mimi? Duh? Sina taarifa zozote za huyo bi shosti sweetlady. Nadhani Mungi ndiye anayetakiwa kufunguka zaidi!

 

[Arushaone]

Pole sana mke mwenza. Sasa Mungi, unaonaje mie nikamuwakilisha kwenye ile mitoko yetu ya kukuchuna? Badala ya dinner na biya, tunaanza na shopping.

Paw please do the needful NOW.

 

[Mungi]

Hivi hapa nimesikia vibaya au ni upepo umepita na haya maneno.

Pole sweetlady kwa malaria Mungu atakuponya tu kazana na dozi umalize.

Mpenzi ni upepo tu utapita mwaaa mwaaa mwaaaa mwaaaa mwaaa mwaaaa pokea mabusu my love afu thread zingine uwe unaziruka sawa bibie?

 

[Nicas Mtei]

sweetlady

 

[Filipo]

Unanitupa sana marejesho mama,mi nilishakwambia huyu Filipo huyu dawa yake na sisi tumuonyeshe mapenzi yetu ili aingie wivu wewe ukamuogopa unaona sasa...Copy: Filipo

haha hah hah hah! Aone nini Mkuu!? Kwani mimi ni malaria? Kwani mi ndiye ninayemuuma sweetlady!? Acha hizo Mkuu!

 

[Mungi]

Hata wewe una mashaka na mimi? Duh? Sina taarifa zozote za huyo bi shosti sweetlady. Nadhani Mungi ndiye anayetakiwa kufunguka zaidi!

Mkuu wangu usijali ni taarifa tu ya ugonjwa ndo naujua, mambo mengine una haki ya kumjibu shem wangu marejesho

 

[Arushaone]

Hivi hapa nimesikia vibaya au ni upepo umepita na haya maneno.

Pole sweetlady kwa malaria Mungu atakuponya tu kazana na dozi umalize.

Nimekumisije Lily F!!

 

[Filipo]

Kama ni kweli pole sana sweetylady ila Mungi simuamini hata kidogo

Mkuu, hata wewe hujui!? Kweli ipo kazi!

 

[Filipo]

Ugua pole sweetlady

Augue pole au apone haraka?

 

[marejesho]

Hata wewe una mashaka na mimi? Duh? Sina taarifa zozote za huyo bi shosti sweetlady. Nadhani Mungi ndiye anayetakiwa kufunguka zaidi!

Mashaka ninayo mume wangu... Kila siku wewe tu...why?Ni nini kimebadilika katika ndoa yetu?

 

[KARIA]

Pole sana sweetlady! Baraka za Mungu ziwe juu yako upate ahuweni na kupona pia!

 

[Arushaone]

sweetlady pole mpenzi! Mwenyewe hapa najisikia homa inaninyemelea...sijakwambia. Nway Get Well Soon sweetheart! CHA MWISHO why umezima lifone lako?

 

[Filipo]

Tumwombee kwanza afu akipona ntawaambia nini kilitokea mi nikawa wa kwanza kujua kuwa sweetlady anaumwa, na siyo nitonye spea tairi wake, wala mumewe Filipo au Mr Rocky

Shindwa shetani!!!!

 

[marejesho]

Ugua pole sweetlady .