Tunachohitaji kutoka kwenu kina dada besides "that"!...

Tunachohitaji kutoka kwenu kina dada besides "that"!...

Mzee Mwanakijiji

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Well FL1 amenifanya nijiulize tunahitaji nini hasa kutoka kwa wapenzi/wake zetu? NImepata majibu yafuatayo:

a. Make us feel we have the biggest equipment in the whole known Universe, especially if it works good! - stop lalamikaling! and make love

b. Make us feel we the Superman of your world; when we do something right caress our ego. - stop lalamikaling and make love

c. Make us feel we rock your world everytime and when we don't don't gandamizaling? we will find solace in the arms of a stranger or your best friend! so make love!

d. Please don't take "her" hostage from us for long time please.. and stop using her as a "veto" to get what u want.. well.. if you use "her" right you will probably get everything you ever thought of wanting! and make love -stop lalamikaling - make love

e. Even if a man can cook or like doing house chores.. don't abuse that privilege.. please do cook..! and make love - may not in that particular order!

f. Well sometimes at home please just wear old fashioned khanga in the house.. I mean.. just Khanga...don't ask me why.. just make love!

And good food! the rest is easy!
 
and what will you give her for all that effort? telling a lie is HARD job! lol
 
MM umekamua ni makamua umesanua
Wanaume sie wafalme wao watanua
Kimya ukipiga tafrani utazua
Matunzo yakipungua nyumba ndogo umegundua

Mke kimini chumbani barabarani unatafuta nini
Kama urembo na usanii ndoa uliharakia nini
MM kasema khanga isitoke mwilini ya zamani
Wanachohitaji wanaume ni zaidi ya nyama ya ulimini
 
Muhimu pia wanawake wajifunze kusamehe kila siku....
Mwanaume kukosea hakuepukiki........
We abound to do mistakes......daily......

Halafu wanawake wajifunze kusoma vitabu
ili waweze kuwa kimya...
A lot of time wanazungumza
wanabwabwaja.......mwisho kero........
 
boss wenzio wanachukia wake zao wanasoma vitabu..............wanaona hawapewi attention ya kutosha.

asprin...................u will make luv to me in what ways?
 
boss wenzio wanachukia wake zao wanasoma vitabu..............wanaona hawapewi attention ya kutosha.

asprin...................u will make luv to me in what ways?

Like crazy!!
 
Talking about your own woman? Si umwambie tu.
Generalizations!
 
Muhimu pia wanawake wajifunze kusamehe kila siku....
Mwanaume kukosea hakuepukiki........
We abound to do mistakes......daily......

Halafu wanawake wajifunze kusoma vitabu
ili waweze kuwa kimya...
A lot of time wanazungumza
wanabwabwaja.......mwisho kero........

Hii kali..mbona naona wanasoma sana novel, kama sio za Shigong basi za mapenzi za kithungu.
 
kaazi kweli kweli!
hakuna kulalamika? just make love? hata akija usiku au kesho? Mwanakijiji was this msg for some one?
 
Hey girls, ladies and women. Kama wewe wa kulalamika, lalamika, kuna anayependa hivyo. Kama wewe wa kubwabwaja, bwabwaja, kuna anayependa hivyo. Kama wewe wa kimini, vaa hata ukiweza lala nacho. Kama wewe wa kanga moja, tena iliyochakaa, vaa uende sokoni!

Adjust for love in return, for only mutual relations. Live for youeself, don't live for someone. Ukijihini sana unakufa siku si zako, na kabla matanga hajaanuliwa mwenzio kaoa mwingine.
 
Hey girls, ladies and women. Kama wewe wa kulalamika, lalamika, kuna anayependa hivyo. Kama wewe wa kubwabwaja, bwabwaja, kuna anayependa hivyo. Kama wewe wa kimini, vaa hata ukiweza lala nacho. Kama wewe wa kanga moja, tena iliyochakaa, vaa uende sokoni!

Adjust for love in return, for only mutual relations. Live for youeself, don't live for someone. Ukijihini sana unakufa siku si zako, na kabla matanga hajaanuliwa mwenzio kaoa mwingine.
Ama u said it all hawna maaana hawa
 
and what will you give her for all that effort? telling a lie is HARD job! lol

xactly G!!! one can do all that but wat you get in return......mama mia ugonjwa wa moyo!!!
 
Sir Mwanakijiji 4 today have no any comment :A S-coffee:
 
mmh just stream in LIBERAL way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u just do what pleased u n wl pls u f4future run!!!!!
habari ya kuish kumridhisha HAMISI JOHN by the return of MAPIGO YA MOYO juu mmh apana jaman!!1
kila product ina consumer wake so just b yourself n u wl get ya type relevent to ya code!!!!!!!
ukiwa una tabia za kichui chui afu ukaoana na konokono what do u xpect?
tafuta class yako then ahhhhhhh rrrrraha tu!!!!
 
mmh just stream in LIBERAL way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u just do what pleased u n wl pls u f4future run!!!!!
habari ya kuish kumridhisha HAMISI JOHN by the return of MAPIGO YA MOYO juu mmh apana jaman!!1
kila product ina consumer wake so just b yourself n u wl get ya type relevent to ya code!!!!!!!
ukiwa una tabia za kichui chui afu ukaoana na konokono what do u xpect?
tafuta class yako then ahhhhhhh rrrrraha tu!!!!

Panahusika sana hapa kwenye bold!
Lakini combination kama hii ndo kulee Teamo amesema uichukulie kama challenge na sio mistake! basi raha yaweza kuwa mara 2 kma sio 3
 

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