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[Bukwabi]

Wakati Bank moja inavamiwa nikapiga 112 nikajibiwa "Karibu jeshi la Police TZ kitengo cha dharura for Kiswahili press 1 for English press 2", nikabonyeza 1 Sauti ikasema "Kwa ajali za barabarani au moto bonyeza 1 kwa ujambazi bonyeza 2".

Nikabonyeza 2, sauti ikasema "kama majambazi wana panga, rungu au visu bonyeza 1, pisto bonyeza 2, SMG bonyeza 3. AK 47 bonyeza 4, bomu bonyeza 5, Kama wanavyo vyote bonyeza 6".

Nikabonyeza 6, sauti ikasema "Ungekuwa wewe ni polisi ungeenda? Au unataka sifa ili uonekane unajua kutoa taarifa za matukio? Acha hizo kwani sisi hatuogopi kufa?

Kwanza umekosea namba hapa ni Tanesco.

 

[mankachara]

basi na wakate umeme

 

[chekx]

Heeeeeeeeeeee yeeeeesuuuuuu

 

[SHIEKA]

Tamu, nimeipenda sana!

 

[Sembeta jr]

hahahah

 

[cute b]

Hahahahaahaaaa Bukwabi utanilipa mbavu zangu ulizozivunja

 

[Bukwabi]

Hahahahaahaaaa Bukwabi utanilipa mbavu zangu ulizozivunja

Mbavu ziko special kwa ajili ya hiyo

 

[furaha mbughi]

Hapa bongo tuna maaskari pazia

 

[jakackseru]

Hahahahaha

 

[Siles 01]

hahahaha!!! dah

 

[Kitena]

hata mimi nimecheka aise* ingekuwa wewe ungeenda?

 

[ndutukomesha]

ha ha ha tamu sana

 

[Maranzana]

hii tamu sana kuliko Mcharo

 

[Squidward]

kuna jamaa nimempa aisome amecheka mpaka kajamba

 

[Bukwabi]

kuna jamaa nimempa aisome amecheka mpaka kajamba

Nimependa ID yako !

 

[Giambattista Vico]

atareee

 

[miss nuru]

Jamani nimejitahid kucheka nimeshindwa

 

[Kcaldozo]

Hat mm nisenge kwend

 

[Bukwabi]

Jamani nimejitahid kucheka nimeshindwa

Ha ha ha

 

[Njaa]

Thanks, ipo sawa