Tucheke sote

[rubii]

Jamani nimejitahid kucheka nimeshindwa

mee too...!

 

[ndalibanyo]

afadhal nimepunguza stress zangu! tuletee nyingine.

 

[Rutayuga91]

Malizia stori basi!! We ulijibu nini baada ya kuuliza swali la mwisho?

 

[UDSM Alumni]

Very funy

 

[Idd Ninga]

Tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe,sa ulijibu nini ?

 

[Bukwabi]

afadhal nimepunguza stress zangu! tuletee nyingine.

Ha ha ha!

 

[Bukwabi]

Tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe,sa ulijibu nini ?

Nilipoambiwa acha hizo kweli nigepata cha kujibu!!!?

 

[clarinto]

Uwiiii mbavu zangu mie

 

[pepsin]

Safi sana

 

[Damian Egidy]

Funny kweli kweli

 

[jangala]

Unanikumbusha enzi za akina Kali P.. "IMEKAA VIBAYA"

 

[Bukwabi]

Unanikumbusha enzi za akina Kali P.. "IMEKAA VIBAYA"

Ha ha ha hii haijatulia!
Kali P... sijui yuko wapi!

 

[ALU255]

Duuh! hii kal

 

[oct_nnunduma]

Ni sheeeda

 

[Winor_224]

Asante kwa kuniongezea siku

 

[Melkizedeck Martin]

Hahahahaha

duh ni shdaaah

 

[hernanes96]

pwaha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

 

[ragin]

Haaaaaaaaaaaah nmeinjoi

 

[Capt Nemo]

Wakati Bank moja inavamiwa nikapiga 112 nikajibiwa "Karibu jeshi la Police TZ kitengo cha dharura for Kiswahili press 1 for English press 2", nikabonyeza 1 Sauti ikasema "Kwa ajali za barabarani au moto bonyeza 1 kwa ujambazi bonyeza 2".

Nikabonyeza 2, sauti ikasema "kama majambazi wana panga, rungu au visu bonyeza 1, pisto bonyeza 2, SMG bonyeza 3. AK 47 bonyeza 4, bomu bonyeza 5, Kama wanavyo vyote bonyeza 6".

Nikabonyeza 6, sauti ikasema "Ungekuwa wewe ni polisi ungeenda? Au unataka sifa ili uonekane unajua kutoa taarifa za matukio? Acha hizo kwani sisi hatuogopi kufa?

Kwanza umekosea namba hapa ni Tanesco.

Dogo siku nyingine kabla hujaleta kitu safi kama hii tu-direct wapi wanaweka insurance ya mbavu, ok?

 

[Bukwabi]

Dogo siku nyingine kabla hujaleta kitu safi kama hii tu-direct wapi wanaweka insurance ya mbavu, ok?

Mimi sio dogo!
Kesho tu natangaza nia kama mgombea binafsi.
Manake inaonesha watia nia wote wanatoka kwenye vyama vya siasa!
Mungu aliumba strong ribs kama isurance kwa wanaocheka sana!😅😅😅