To you my future hubby

[Behaviourist]

Nanawish haya maneno ni mwambie mtu flani

Huyo mtu ni wa hapahapa JF rafiki?

 

[katichi]

Haters gonna hate
I can't write each and everything here

Maoni yangu tu sio sheria ! you can ignore it n consider which impress you.

 

[bigmind]

na ameongelea kumdrive kutoka kazini kwke!!hhhh wanaota hawa watoto! nakumbuka nilianza kuishi na hubby had leo huwa nacheka sn !yan ni ile kichuo chuo...huyu ana kitanda na huyu n kitanda ,una kafrij ka chuo n karedio ka cd 1! maisha yakaanza !tena kwa aman sana sana !ka tv ka chogo 14'hhhahahahahah! raha mnoooo! mshahara 320000/ dadek!

Mungu huwa anabariki wanastahili(walio chini) ili apatwe kutukuzwa na kuwashusha waliojuu(successful&disgraceful people) ili watu wajifunze kwao na kumtukuza pia..!

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Kwa kweli hapo kwenye U smart in, out, up and all over nakubaliana na wewe. Hilo linamaliza kila kitu.
Lakini pia kuna wanaume wa urefu kwa kati au wafupi na hutumia vigezo vingine kukosha wadada.
Binti miss inabidi aangalie hilo pia, anaweza kuwa sio mrefu lakini ana vigezo vingine mubashara.

tumekuwa brainwashed sana na wanaume warefu sijui nan katudanganya! ningekuwa sijaolewa ningeolewa na mwanaume mfupi ila awe smart!

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Mungu huwa anabariki wanastahili(walio chini) ili apatwe kutukuzwa na kuwashusha waliojuu(successful&disgraceful people) ili watu wajifunze kwao na kumtukuza pia..!

sure mkuu!

 

[Behaviourist]

Team kibamia hapa wanapita kimyaaa

Wewe chura ipo au unawaponda tu team vibamia bila sababu???

 

[Behaviourist]

haaahaahhaaa
u mase my day hapo mwisho.mweeeh
hlafu si uliwaambia hujui kiswahili wewe?

Zile taabu zimeshaisha my dear?

 

[binti miss]

Wewe chura ipo au unawaponda tu team vibamia bila sababu???

 

[Behaviourist]

Yote hayo utayatoa ukipata huyo hubby mwenye shukrani ha ha ha ukipata cha wote utashangaa unasahau kimoja kimoja na jina litabadilika kutoka habi hadi weeee

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Hiyo chura yako hapo kwenye avatar yako inaamsha dude my dear!

 

[Michael Amon]

I can't wait to meet you my dear future husband...Nitakutunza na kukuheshimu maisha yangu yote. Your parents will be mine and your relatives and friends will be mine as well...

Nitakuwa na wewe in hard times as well as good times... I will be your comforter and you will never feel alone when am still alive....

Even when you go broke I will always be with you tutakula hata makande, bamia hata ugali na chumvi pamoja as long as we love each other nothing will go wrong... hata tukienda KUPANGA tandale as long as I see you alive that's enough for me hubby...

Sitadiriki kuchepuka hata kama utakuwa hunifikishi kwenye orgasm... I will fake the romantic cries ili tu ujione na wewe unajua kumkuna mke wako...

Asubuhi nitakuamsha na busu tamu nakukupeleka mpaka bafuni nikuogeshe kama kitoto kichanga...

Mchana nitakuletea lunch mpaka ofisini kwako iliyoandaliwa na your own sweet wife... jioni nitakuja kukudrive mpaka nyumbani kwetu... kabla ya yote nitakupa kimoja cha jioni halaf nitakuacha upumzike while am busy in the kitchen cooking for you hubby...

At night tunaingia mchezoni kwa style yoyote utakayotaka dear future hubby...

However I won't do all these if you are not tall, handsome and if you have kibamia

Nimeshindwa hata nijibu nini...

 

[binti miss]

Wewe chura ipo au unawaponda tu team vibamia bila sababu???

Flat screen does not affect anything kwenye 6×6 but kibamia has alot of effects when it comes to 6×6

 

[Babu Msomali]

Ugonjwa wangu Tall dark handsome

Tiba yako mimi hapa.. fungua mlango wa pm yako..

 

[Nalendwa]

tumekuwa brainwashed sana na wanaume warefu sijui nan katudanganya! ningekuwa sijaolewa ningeolewa na mwanaume mfupi ila awe smart!

Hahaha, Mbiti eti mfupi. Hawa warefu wana manjonjo sana ndo maana hata tunawakubali wenyewe. Ile kuwa juu juu kuliko wengine naona hata kama kuna mwanaume mfupi na demu wake, anaweza kuji hisi hisi kiasi mbele ya mrefu..
Lakini ungekuwa na mfupi labda ungetamani mrefu tena..

 

[binti miss]

Tiba yako mimi hapa.. fungua mlango wa pm yako..

naogopa wasomali

 

[bigmind]

Hahahah..! Hivi vibamia mnaonewa hivi..!

 

[sweetlee]

Koh koh koh

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Hahaha, Mbiti eti mfupi. Hawa warefu wana manjonjo sana ndo maana hata tunawakubali wenyewe. Ile kuwa juu juu kuliko wengine naona hata kama kuna mwanaume mfupi na demu wake, anaweza kuji hisi hisi kiasi mbele ya mrefu..
Lakini ungekuwa na mfupi labda ungetamani mrefu tena..

hahahahah wanatuchosha na maurefu yao hawana lolote!hahha!huenda ningetaman! tunasahau sana kuangalia IQ za wanaume!janaume toka asbh saa 4 lina cheza pooltbale kuna kazi hapo sasa shogaa!...

 

[Behaviourist]

Flat screen does not affect anything kwenye 6×6 but kibamia has alot of effects when it comes to 6×6

Mimi mwanamke ambae hana chura apite hivi,ewe mwenyezi mungu niepushe na kikombe hicho!!......kwangu chura ndo kila kitu,ndo mpango mzima!

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Hahaha, Mbiti eti mfupi. Hawa warefu wana manjonjo sana ndo maana hata tunawakubali wenyewe. Ile kuwa juu juu kuliko wengine naona hata kama kuna mwanaume mfupi na demu wake, anaweza kuji hisi hisi kiasi mbele ya mrefu..
Lakini ungekuwa na mfupi labda ungetamani mrefu tena..

hahahahah wanatuchosha na maurefu yao hawana lolote!hahha!huenda ningetaman! tunasahau sana kuangalia IQ za wanaume!janaume toka asbh saa 4 lina cheza pooltbale kuna kazi hapo sasa shogaa!...au linaBET!limetunisha mgongo ova linaangalia vitu vya maaanaaaaa!nachefukwa sana na desgn ya hawa aic!

 

[binti miss]

Mimi mwanamke ambae hana chura apite hivi,ewe mwenyezi mungu niepushe na kikombe hicho!!......kwangu chura ndo kila kitu,ndo mpango mzima!

Inakusaidia nini hiyo chura? And do you have a reasonable joystick au ndo vibamia wenyewe