Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom, from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. So, she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, with a sense of pride and satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink, as she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. " Hi darling" he says, " Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them." My advice: Think twice before taking any sort of action.