Tatizo ni pale.....

Deejay nasmile · Mar 5, 2013

Tatizo ni pale:
[h=5]- Unapoenda kwenye intavyiu ya kazi unakuta boss ni jamaa ambaye mlishawahi kugombana mahali flani.
- Unapoandika status Facebook "Asante Mungu mshahara umetoka" halafu mwenye nyumba wako ana-Like.
- Nzi katua kwenye kipara cha mzee wako halafu unataka kumpiga kwa mkono.
- Uko kwenye daladala halafu unatupa noti ya shilingi mia 5 dirishani badala ya vocha uliyomalizia kuiweka kwenye simu.
- Baba yako anafanya kazi Tanesco halafu mmekaa home umeme unakatika unasema "Mungu na awalaani Tanesco"[/h]

Mamndenyi · Mar 5, 2013

Tatizo ni pale unapong'ang'ania kwenda kupima watoto wako wanne DNA matokeo yanaonyesha kati ya hao wanne wakwako ni mmoja tu.

Judgement · Mar 5, 2013

Mamndenyi said:
Tatizo ni pale unapong'ang'ania kwenda kupima watoto wako wanne DNA matokeo yanaonyesha kati ya hao wanne wakwako ni mmoja tu.

Kwa hiyo wa3 ni wa mke wangu? au wa mume mwenzangu?

dist111 · Mar 5, 2013

Unaporudi Hom na Ham ya Wife anapokuja kukupokea unaanza mashamsham halafu ukiingia ndani mkweo huyu hapa

mimisa · Mar 5, 2013

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dist111 said:
Unaporudi Hom na Ham ya Wife anapokuja kukupokea unaanza mashamsham halafu ukiingia ndani mkweo huyu hapa

mimisa · Mar 5, 2013

Tatzo ni pale unapotishia kuj**ba wakat unajua wazi kua unaharisha...

Deejay nasmile · Mar 5, 2013

dist111 said:
Unaporudi Hom na Ham ya Wife anapokuja kukupokea unaanza mashamsham halafu ukiingia ndani mkweo huyu hapa

utaishiwaje poziiiiiiiiiii

Evelyn Salt · Mar 5, 2013

Deejay nasmile said:
Tatizo ni pale:
- Unapoenda kwenye intavyiu ya kazi unakuta boss ni jamaa ambaye mlishawahi kugombana mahali flani.
- Unapoandika status Facebook "Asante Mungu mshahara umetoka" halafu mwenye nyumba wako ana-Like.
- Nzi katua kwenye kipara cha mzee wako halafu unataka kumpiga kwa mkono.
- Uko kwenye daladala halafu unatupa noti ya shilingi mia 5 dirishani badala ya vocha uliyomalizia kuiweka kwenye simu.
- Baba yako anafanya kazi Tanesco halafu mmekaa home umeme unakatika unasema "Mungu na awalaani Tanesco"

ha ha ha hii kali.....!!!!!!!!!

Bishanga · Mar 5, 2013

Mamndenyi said:
Tatizo ni pale unapong'ang'ania kwenda kupima watoto wako wanne DNA matokeo yanaonyesha kati ya hao wanne wakwako ni mmoja tu.

Aisee....sasa ex wangu Mamndenyi nikuelewje hapa?

Filipo · Mar 5, 2013

Deejay nasmile said:
Tatizo ni pale:
[h=5]- Unapoenda kwenye intavyiu ya kazi unakuta boss ni jamaa ambaye mlishawahi kugombana mahali flani.
- Unapoandika status Facebook "Asante Mungu mshahara umetoka" halafu mwenye nyumba wako ana-Like.
- Nzi katua kwenye kipara cha mzee wako halafu unataka kumpiga kwa mkono.
- Uko kwenye daladala halafu unatupa noti ya shilingi mia 5 dirishani badala ya vocha uliyomalizia kuiweka kwenye simu.
- Baba yako anafanya kazi Tanesco halafu mmekaa home umeme unakatika unasema "Mungu na awalaani Tanesco"[/h]

Hiyo ya mwenyenyumba mie hoi!

YNNAH · Mar 5, 2013

Tatizo ni pale unapomsema mtu kumbe yupo nyuma yako anakusikiliza

Watu8 · Mar 5, 2013

YNNAH said:
Tatizo ni pale unapomsema mtu kumbe yupo nyuma yako anakusikiliza

Hapo lazima macho yakutoke...

Watu8 · Mar 5, 2013

Tatizo ni pale unapojisifia umekula biriani kuku, mara ghafla unatapika vipande vya mandondo...

Deejay nasmile · Mar 5, 2013

YNNAH said:
Tatizo ni pale unapomsema mtu kumbe yupo nyuma yako anakusikiliza

duh yamewahi kukukuta nini????????????

Erickb52 · Mar 5, 2013

Bishanga said:
Aisee....sasa ex wangu Mamndenyi nikuelewje hapa?

Copy kwa The secretary Vin Diesel Arushaone

Erickb52 · Mar 5, 2013

YNNAH said:
Tatizo ni pale unapomsema mtu kumbe yupo nyuma yako anakusikiliza

Angalia movie ya Waiter hilo tukio lipo kivingine

CharmingLady · Mar 5, 2013

Deejay nasmile said:
Tatizo ni pale:
[h=5]- napoenda kwenye intavyiu ya kazi unakuta boss ni jamaa ambaye mlishawahi kugombana mahali flani.
- Unapoandika status Facebook "Asante Mungu mshahara umetoka" halafu mwenye nyumba wako ana-Like.
- Nzi katua kwenye kipara cha mzee wako halafu unataka kumpiga kwa mkono.
- Uko kwenye daladala halafu unatupa noti ya shilingi mia 5 dirishani badala ya vocha uliyomalizia kuiweka kwenye simu.
- Baba yako anafanya kazi Tanesco halafu mmekaa home umeme unakatika unasema "Mungu na awalaani Tanesco"[/h]

Afu ugomvi wenyewe wa kugombea wanawake!!!!"

kabanga · Mar 5, 2013

Mamndenyi said:
Tatizo ni pale unapong'ang'ania kwenda kupima watoto wako wanne DNA matokeo yanaonyesha kati ya hao wanne wakwako ni mmoja tu.

na nipale unapoamua kukaa kimya, kisa umetumia gharama kubwa kuwalea na kusomesha...

CharmingLady · Mar 5, 2013

Tatizo ni pale

- Unapoanza kunywa chai ofisini afu boss anakuita!

- Umeshika grease (kwa wanaume) afu unaanza kuwashwa mafwifwi

- Unapohama foleni kisha ile foleni unayoihama inasogea kwa haraka......

The secretary · Mar 5, 2013

Erickb52 said:
Copy kwa The secretary Vin Diesel Arushaone

issue ni nini hapo? hata hivyo mwisho wa mwezi kwishney

Tatizo ni pale.....

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