Tanzania are so boring! (an article from Uganda Observer)

Tanzania are so boring! (an article from Uganda Observer)

you missed the point, acha jazba soma tena utamwelewa alichokuwa anamaanisha
Baraza la taifa la mitihani limetangaza matokeo ya mitihani ya kuhitimu elimu ya msingi ya mwaka 2015 na kwamba ufaulu kwa jumla umeongezeka asilimia 11. Kuhusu ufaulu wa somo la Kiswahili umeongezeka hadi 70% lakini wa somo la Kiinglish umeshuka hadi 40%.
 
.. Best summary of our peaceful elections.. we had hiccups but Tanzania Prevailed... Some external interference was sniffed..Let the national security take up the issue as appropriate!

Ohhoo!! good huyu yuko vizuri kwa uandishi hata atakayetaka kumarrest lazima ajihoji saana, lakini nimkumbushe kidogo mfumo wa utawala wa Gaddaf, M7, Kagame na CCM ni mmoja tu, hauna tofauti ila wao ni one man show kwetu sisi ni one part show, haiwezekani kwenye nchi iliyopevuka kidemocrasia chama tawala kinabaka uchaguzi, anayetangazwa cyo anayechaguliwa na wengi, mfano mzuri ni Zanzibar wameweka mpira kwapani hao!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Satire with a touch of humour hope M7 gets the message
 
Elimu Jamani ni shiiiiida. Kuna jamaa wana comment humu bila kuelewa maudhui ya mwandishi.
 
What can I say... Ouuuuch!! beautiful piece indeed. Somebody in Kampala will have to find the guy a ticket to Tanzania...
 
Tanzania Are So Boring!

AN article from Uganda Observer!

I had come down to Dar es Salaam expecting some real-time action in the just- concluded Tanzania Elections.
Well, I have been thoroughly disappointed by both the leadership and people here. These neighbors of ours are not serious, politically, first they have all their former presidents living in harmony after ceding power yes, I said ceding power.

All post- Julias Nyerere presidents are alive and kicking. Ali Hassan Mwinyi served his term and passed the reins to Benjamini Mkapa who also passed the leadership to Jakaya Kikwete. I though this Kikwete man would prevail upon Tanzanians and do the normal thing- change that damn constitutions and stand for another term or completely remove term limits.

You are a president of a country; it is up to you to know how to manage transitions. How can you in this age and times relinquish power? This Kikwete man is really backward. He even says that ten years is enough for president to accomplish what he set out to do for the country- really!

Let me educate you, Mr. Kikwete! You need to have a vision; you can?t accomplish all you set to do in only ten years. And you are tired? At only 65 years of age? Have you not seen people are much older than you? But still pursuing the ideals that brought them to power? I don?t get it Rais Jakaya.

I am even laughing, how can your people- Tanzanians-allow that to happen? They should have beseeched you to say on as Baba wa Taifa (Fathers of the Nation). They should have sent delegation after delegation to assure you that without your leadership, Tanzania would be no more. Now without changing the constitutions, what legacies are leaving behind? What are you telling your brothers under the East Africa Community? That Tanzania is different? It seems your country is ideologically bankrupt.

For us in Uganda who were liberated by Tanzanians force in 1979, we abhor this exit behavior. We thought we were on the same thinking, since most of current leaders learnt their trade from Tanzanian trenches.

You even hold the election and former prime minister, Edward Ngoyai Lowassa, is allowed campign? Surely, something is amiss. Former prime ministers are not allowed to stand. A former cadre of ruling Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) who defected the opposition Chadema and you allow him to traverse the country seeking votes?

So, what does Enerst Mangu, the inspector general of Tanzanian Police, do? Does he just sit back and watch Lowassa move around the country unhindered? What is use of the police force, if not to arrest and detain Lowassa whenever he tries to leave house, and generally clobber all those who claim to support him? Don?t you have tear gas? You gays are lousy?

How earth do you hold peaceful elections without shedding blood? And you guys have guts your ballot papers are not pre- ticked! And they printed in safe places. Is there no Nasser road in Dar es Salaam to print those damn papers?

Even as the counting goes on in some areas, you announce, on the national broadcaster, areas that the opposition has won! I am either missing something or Tanzanians are not humans. No arrest, no pre-ticked ballots, no bloodshed, no change of term limits and all is calm in the country? How then will we achive the East African Federation?

Your police chief Mangu needs few lessons from region. He should consult a master of policing at venue in Naguru in Uganda. His entire police force failed even to undress at least one woman?

What a waste of resources! So, Mr. Kikwete what are you going to do next? Do you have a farm to retire to? How did you convince your family that being a president was tiresome and you wanted to rest? At 65, you still could have had another ten more years.

I had come to learn something about good election from Tanzania; I have left a disappointed man. Let me leave Dar es Salaam and go back to Uganda where proper election are going to happen. My stay here has been disappointing. Kwaheri (goodbye) Tanzania with your boring politics!

Nkundad13@yahoo.co.uk

The author is human rights expect and specialist on refugee issue.
This is satire at its best. Big up Nkundad
 
Tanzania Are So Boring!

AN article from Uganda Observer!

I had come down to Dar es Salaam expecting some real-time action in the just- concluded Tanzania Elections.
Well, I have been thoroughly disappointed by both the leadership and people here. These neighbors of ours are not serious, politically, first they have all their former presidents living in harmony after ceding power yes, I said ceding power.

All post- Julias Nyerere presidents are alive and kicking. Ali Hassan Mwinyi served his term and passed the reins to Benjamini Mkapa who also passed the leadership to Jakaya Kikwete. I though this Kikwete man would prevail upon Tanzanians and do the normal thing- change that damn constitutions and stand for another term or completely remove term limits.

You are a president of a country; it is up to you to know how to manage transitions. How can you in this age and times relinquish power? This Kikwete man is really backward. He even says that ten years is enough for president to accomplish what he set out to do for the country- really!

Let me educate you, Mr. Kikwete! You need to have a vision; you can?t accomplish all you set to do in only ten years. And you are tired? At only 65 years of age? Have you not seen people are much older than you? But still pursuing the ideals that brought them to power? I don?t get it Rais Jakaya.

I am even laughing, how can your people- Tanzanians-allow that to happen? They should have beseeched you to say on as Baba wa Taifa (Fathers of the Nation). They should have sent delegation after delegation to assure you that without your leadership, Tanzania would be no more. Now without changing the constitutions, what legacies are leaving behind? What are you telling your brothers under the East Africa Community? That Tanzania is different? It seems your country is ideologically bankrupt.

For us in Uganda who were liberated by Tanzanians force in 1979, we abhor this exit behavior. We thought we were on the same thinking, since most of current leaders learnt their trade from Tanzanian trenches.

You even hold the election and former prime minister, Edward Ngoyai Lowassa, is allowed campign? Surely, something is amiss. Former prime ministers are not allowed to stand. A former cadre of ruling Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) who defected the opposition Chadema and you allow him to traverse the country seeking votes?

So, what does Enerst Mangu, the inspector general of Tanzanian Police, do? Does he just sit back and watch Lowassa move around the country unhindered? What is use of the police force, if not to arrest and detain Lowassa whenever he tries to leave house, and generally clobber all those who claim to support him? Don?t you have tear gas? You gays are lousy?

How earth do you hold peaceful elections without shedding blood? And you guys have guts your ballot papers are not pre- ticked! And they printed in safe places. Is there no Nasser road in Dar es Salaam to print those damn papers?

Even as the counting goes on in some areas, you announce, on the national broadcaster, areas that the opposition has won! I am either missing something or Tanzanians are not humans. No arrest, no pre-ticked ballots, no bloodshed, no change of term limits and all is calm in the country? How then will we achive the East African Federation?

Your police chief Mangu needs few lessons from region. He should consult a master of policing at venue in Naguru in Uganda. His entire police force failed even to undress at least one woman?

What a waste of resources! So, Mr. Kikwete what are you going to do next? Do you have a farm to retire to? How did you convince your family that being a president was tiresome and you wanted to rest? At 65, you still could have had another ten more years.

I had come to learn something about good election from Tanzania; I have left a disappointed man. Let me leave Dar es Salaam and go back to Uganda where proper election are going to happen. My stay here has been disappointing. Kwaheri (goodbye) Tanzania with your boring politics!

Nkundad13@yahoo.co.uk

The author is human rights expect and specialist on refugee issue.

This is satire at its best. It is transparent to few and opaque to the many blind folded. Big up Nkundad.
 
Nimeisoma mara mbili hii article. Nikacheka sana. Jamani hakuna anayeweza kutafsiri na wengine humu JF wakafaidi? Nafahamu wengi humu JF hawawezi kabisa kuielewa hii article.
 
Huyu jamaa ameteleza sehemu moja: badala ya guys anaandika gays.
 
hivi karudi uganda kweli huyu mwandishi?naona kamzodoa m7
 
leo wakimbiizi wanatufundisha namna ya kuishi nyumbani kwetu baada ya kuwa karibisha!!!
 
Kweli huyo ni human right "expect"......

Alitaka tu-shade blood ili apate cha kusema na kuandika kama "expect" wa refugees issues??

What a looser

Hiyo ni mbwembwe za lugha alikuwa anafikisha ujumbe uganda kuwa Tanzania uchaguzi unafanyika kwa amani wapinzani wanaruhusiwa kufanya kampeni matokeni yanarushwa luningani kitu ambacho Uganda kwao ni ndoto
 
Kweli huyo ni human right "expect"......

Alitaka tu-shade blood ili apate cha kusema na kuandika kama "expect" wa refugees issues??

What a looser

Naona hujamwelewa mwandishi kabisa. Katumia tashtiti kufikisha ujumbe Uganda (kaandika kinyume nyume). In short kasifia demokrasia yetu, akilinganisha na nchi majirani.
 
Ahsante..... hao UG ndo tuliowagomboa from dictator?!!?

Ndio kasema hilo,na amesifia Tanzania kuheshimu term limits ndio maana kasema leo hii kuna marais Mwinyi, Mkapa na sasa Kikwete wakiwa na nguvu zao lakin waliilachia madaraka.

Kifupi,mwandishi anasifia demokrasia ya uchaguzi Tanzania na kuwa Tanzania ipi tofauti sana na nchi zingine za ukanda huu kama Uganda.
 
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