TANGAZO: Naachana rasmi na Mentor

[Slave]

si yule anaye jiita sijui nani nani Chumvi? Ana mume wake anajiita mtumwa kwa kithungu

Kama Mentor kafika kwa EvelN SALT NAWE MLIPIZIE KWANGU

 

[Lady doctor]

Utakua unanionra huruma sana Ushauri wako .?

ushauri wangu, magonjwa mengi sikuhizi ya kuambukiza kama kichaa cha kulia, homa ya kucheka, dushe kupungua urefu, nk. Sasa wewe mwache mkeo arukeruke mwishoe akuambukize.. We siunaniona mimi mbaya? ukiambukizwa husije kuni lilia. Muone kwanza!!!!!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Kama Mentor kafika kwa EvelN SALT NAWE MLIPIZIE KWANGU

Mentor si mume wangu bali ni shemeji yangu tuliye shibana chake changu, changu... changu,
wa kulipiza kisasi ni cousin yangu ladyfurahia maana ndiye anaye ingiliwa kwenye ndoa yake

 

[Evelyn Salt]

kah, mmeo naye mgumu, sijui umemlisha gundi...!!!!! Kakuganda ka'nini hata umwambieje wala hafurukuti

Mambo ya truu lavu hayooooo

 

[Slave]

yaani mi nakupa taarifa za mkeo unaniona mi 'lafa' amakweli we ni slave!!

acahana na hayo endelea kunipa data

 

[ladyfurahia]

akupe data wakati unapokom=nywa huku wajiona kweli wewe umeshindikana

acahana na hayo endelea kunipa data

 

[ladyfurahia]

kwani yeye amekuwa jini atumwe

umetumwa?????????

 

[Evelyn Salt]

kwani yeye amekuwa jini atumwe

Teh mmmh!!!!
si ndo na mi namshangaa sasa

 

[Passion Lady]

Huyo pachayo alinilingia zamani mpaka nimelishwa gendaugaluke ndo ananifukuzia mwambie amechelewa meen..

pacha wangu mke wa mtu tayari
na mimi nataka gendaugaluke nikamlishe loya!!

 

[Passion Lady]

lazima awe kimya Slave anamuogopa sana Evelyn Salt sijui anadundagwa!!!!!!! Mi simuelewagi ujue ye ni mtu wa kuzubaa muda wote hadi huruma

amelishwa gendaugaluke mwenzio
kanitonya mwenyewe hahaaaa!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Mambo ya truu lavu hayooooo

wizi mtupu!!!

 

[Mamndenyi]

Hivi bado haujarudisha moyo tu?

 

[Lady doctor]

amelishwa gendaugaluke mwenzio
kanitonya mwenyewe hahaaaa!!

pacha itabidi tumtafutie ndugu yetu ladyfurahia hiyo gendaugaluke amlishe Mentor

 

[Lady doctor]

akupe data wakati unapokom=nywa huku wajiona kweli wewe umeshindikana

cousin huyo ni mtumwa wa mapenzi, alishamfumania mkewe mara kibao lakini ndio kwaanza anageuziwa kibao utafikiri yeye ndiye aliyefumaniwa

 

[Mentor]

pacha itabidi tumtafutie ndugu yetu ladyfurahia hiyo gendaugaluke amlishe Mentor

ndo manini hayo...angalieni msijenipoteza mazima!!!

 

[Evelyn Salt]

wizi mtupu!!!

Arushaone na Madame B...
wameenda kutembea mbuga za wanyama...
hizi ndo habari nilizo nazo

 

[Lady doctor]

acahana na hayo endelea kunipa data

kwani una shing'ngapi?

 

[Lady doctor]

ndo manini hayo...angalieni msijenipoteza mazima!!!

shemeji ni nyama ya kuku wa kienyeji ndio tunaita hivyo kwa kilugha...... Si unakulaga shemeji yangu?

 

[Lady doctor]

Arushaone na Madame B...
wameenda kutembea mbuga za wanyama...
hizi ndo habari nilizo nazo

ni shemeji yake tu hamna shida

 

[Mentor]

shemeji ni nyama ya kuku wa kienyeji ndio tunaita hivyo kwa kilugha...... Si unakulaga shemeji yangu?

NYAMA ??! umesema NYAMA shem? #iUSE