Tamaduni Music Punchlines Special Thread

Wakipekee · Apr 13, 2023

Iende habari Kwa dunia
Kuna mahali watachukia
Kwenye mtihani wa Maisha uwe na maksi za kuvutia
Sijali ukali Ila mkali sicheki na dhiki
Kashangae magari bwana mdogo haki hailipi...

One "soga za mzawa"

Wakipekee · Apr 13, 2023

Stereo ni Bomu linalipuka hewani
Swaga nazokupa nyota unazitupa begani
Waigizaji wanigiza kaole CD dukani
Kina dada wanaigiza ulokole mwili buchani

Stereo "incredible remix"

Sambinyakwe kitololo · Apr 13, 2023

Mistari ya njaa . mistari ya wasio na pesa

Wale wa ukinikuta nimelala unakuja juu,, tuna comment wapi

Wakipekee · Apr 13, 2023

Maisha tambara bovu sikamui likiwa kavu
One "young gifted black"

Wakipekee · Apr 13, 2023

Sambinyakwe kitololo said:
Mistari ya njaa . mistari ya wasio na pesa

Wale wa ukinikuta nimelala unakuja juu,, tuna comment wapi

Mi ni Simba mwenye njaa so nakula nachopata
Muuza Sura anatafunwa kama swala aliyetakaswa
Kwa sala iliyotakata neno moja latangazwa
Niko conscious lala wewe fala unayepakatwa
Nahisi ukavu kwenye ubeti mahili
Wanadai na hisia chafu zaidi ya nyeti ya mswahili
Hizi hisia ni gazeti mi mhariri we mkariri
Mi kiti chenye msumari ukiketi keti kiakili.....

One "classic material"

Zohaan · Apr 13, 2023

Wakipekee said:
Mi ni Simba mwenye njaa so nakula nachopata
Muuza Sura anatafunwa kama swala aliyetakaswa
Kwa sala iliyotakata neno moja latangazwa
Niko conscious lala wewe fala unayepakatwa
Nahisi ukavu kwenye ubeti mahili
Wanadai na hisia chafu zaidi ya nyeti ya mswahili
Hizi hisia ni gazeti mi mhariri we mkariri
Mi kiti chenye msumari ukiketi keti kiakili.....

One "classic material"

Nakushangaza kama mshamba ndan ya Posta//
Sijavaa magwanda na najiamin ni askar tosha//
Bado nawap hisia ka kinanda cha Kanisa//
Huu ni msala kama Padri ndan ya choo cha ma sister//
Nawapiga but salute kwa den Texas//
Yupi bora tcha wa class au alokufundsha sex//

Vien · Mar 24, 2026

Kunifia bado/Uridhi pia bado/ Nigeuke nameless nikuwaze nkisinzia bado/

Songa - Bado

King Kong III · Mar 24, 2026

Mwenye Wimbo wa Nipe Mistari Miwili Tu naomba auweke hapa.

"Kitaa kuna wanyama njoo ucheck vicheche ukiweza tembeza rungu kama comarde kipepe" - Songa

Tamaduni Music Punchlines Special Thread

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