TABIA ZA SIMU za KICHINA

[Bilionea Asigwa]

1.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1 missed call

2.Ukiwa karibu na lorry likawashwa kitu kinaandika "Charger Connected"

3. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....

4. Simu ina Tv,microwave,torch,kikata kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara

5. Unaweza andika Msg kwa "tooth pick"

6.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang

7.Ukiingiza vocha zaidi ya 5,000 inakuuliza "are you serious??"

8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika "insert sim card"

9.ukipost status 1 facebook ina post 10 nyingine bila wewe kujua

10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu inaonesha new hardware found, please enter pairing code


kwa hisani ya Bujibuji

 

[YNNAH]

Yani wewe asigwa nimecheka hadi machozi yananitoka. Duh!! We mkali.

 

[Bilionea Asigwa]

Yani wewe asigwa nimecheka hadi machozi yananitoka. Duh!! We mkali.

Pole kwa kumwaga chozi...aliyeanzisha hii ni Bujibuji.....

 

[Slave]

asigwa au madenge kweli wewe nomaaaa hii nita share

 

[babukijana]

Ha ha haa,yaani umenifungulia siku vizuri

 

[Ndelejha]

Kuna moja niliikuta ina mashine ya kunyolea...,
Ukiandika president inamalizia Hu Jintao

 

[Bilionea Asigwa]

asigwa au madenge kweli wewe nomaaaa hii nita share

Teh mkuu nimeikopy kwa mtu aiseee....ni member wa humu humu JF anajiita bujibuji....

 

[Washawasha]

hahahahahah,hii kali kaka.
Nalog off

 

[Capt Tamar]

Ya kwangu ina double bluetooth,usicheke!!najitumia content mwenyewe,pili,lens ya camera ndiyo tochi pia,kuna saa nikiizima inaandika system failed na inagoma kuzima,betri unaitoa kwenye chaji baada ya masaa yasiyopungua 12 then inaandika charge low,inaweza ikajizima na kujiwasha yenyewe ikiwa full charge,yani ina mambo kibao yasiyoeleweka,sio uongo inanichosha kabisa.

 

[Zion Daughter]

Duuu.kwi kwi kwi

 

[Arushaone]

Wiki nzima sijapata kitu cha kuchekesha kama kwenye thread yako asigwa! Umezitendea haki mbavu zangu.